Anonymous 's definitions

jizz mopper

The worst job in the entire world

I'd rather clean the grease trap at McDonalds than be the Jizz Mopper at the Jiggly Room!

by Anonymous August 1, 2003

King Bowser

a fatass koopa king (turtle) with spikes on his shell, can breethe fire, and even ram you with his horns. He's an imaptient asshole who treats his servents like shit and is a pervert who wants to hump Peach, but Mario and Luigi always kick his ass.

So,I saw King Bowser stare at a picture of Princess Peach and he was humping the poster, and when I saw it, I was pissing in my pants!

by Anonymous January 30, 2005

Depends

Diapers for the elderly who have lost control of their bladder due to old age. (Can also be used figuratively to make fun of someone with a small bladder or someone who frequently wets their pants/bed.)

"My grandma told me to get her something useful for her birthday, so I got her an economy size package of Depends. She was thrilled."

"My algebra teacher is a bitch and wouldn't let me go to the bathroom more than once during class. I think I pissed my pants!"
"Girl, you gotta get yourself some Depends!"

by anonymous January 9, 2005

Infornography

noun Information that is deemed subversive by others because of the thinking it provokes. Even if the information itself suggests nothing subversive.

Raymond was reading "The Prince" in class and the teacher scolded him for reading it . She said, "that infornography trash is not fit for human eyes."

by Anonymous August 3, 2004

Floater

A racist name for a mexican. Since most mexicans swim across the Rio Grande to the United States. The mexican govt. dumps crap in the river, so you can say the swim next to floater.

Shut up and make me a Taco you floater.

by Anonymous April 10, 2003

choad

its a penis that is uncircumcized

AJ has a choad!!!

by Anonymous March 28, 2003

Spawn Camper

An online FPS (first person shooter) player who positions himself in a way to immediately 'kill' a player who has just (re)entered the game.

An online FPS (first person shooter) player who positions himself in a way that prevents a player from leaving his beginning (spawn) area without 'dying'.

Joey-From-The-Block is a spawn camper.

by Anonymous July 14, 2003