Anonymous 's definitions

spyware

Spyware installs itself on your computer after being contracted from a website or banner ads, where it secretly collects information about you and your computer, floods you with pop-ups, etc. Multiple instances of spyware can make your computer run about the same speed as Doom 3 on an Atari 2600. Also one of the main reasons so many people have stopped using Internet Explorer. Somewhat similar to a virus, but is rarely as damaging as one.

Oh noes! This spyware makes counter-strike run like crap!

by Anonymous January 21, 2005

push the envelope

To outdistance everyone else in an activity - set a new standard or precedent

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

morning wood

the biggest boner you can get. you wake up after sleeping, and your dick is hard as a rock. the best way to get rid of it is to have a sweaty sex session with some fly ruca, she will love it too.

damn baby, i got morning wood. oh well, i guess ill just have to fuck the shit out of you.

by Anonymous May 7, 2003

sammy sosa

Someone that has used so many illegal steroids, and growth hormone his jaw line is now fucked up.

Dude get that needle out of your ass. You are being a Sammy Sosa

by Anonymous October 8, 2003

the cool points are out the window and I'm all twisted up in the game

I love you?

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

liposuction

hey everyone...america invented something awesome! you see, first it was mc donalds so that everyone would love the food and the government would get a ton of tax from the consumers, but now, you can eat mcdonald's and not even worry about getting fat. well, you'll be paying tax ofcourse, but now fat can be sucked right out of any part of your body. that's right. and you'll look good, so the other shallow people will like you. good job.

hmm...i ate too much this week and i really dont feel like going on a healthy diet and getting excercise. Hey wait, why don't i just get liposuction?

by Anonymous September 6, 2003

Shayde

A being conceived as the perfect, omnipotent, omniscient originator and ruler of the universe, the principal object of faith and worship in monotheistic religions.

by Anonymous March 22, 2003