yashbash

Acronym: "Yet Another Self Help Book About Spiritual Healing" - book genre. Can also be used to describe a person or situation.

The Celestine Prophecy is the prototypic yashbash.

That organic food festival was totally yashbash.

by Anonymous March 12, 2003

gummi

a rubber condom

Man your gummi glows!

by Anonymous April 11, 2003

parnis

A small flaccid penis

It's hard for me to urinate with this parnis

by Anonymous February 23, 2003

ecco-terrorist

An assclown that burns SUVs and causes more trouble than the SUV they bur

by Anonymous August 22, 2003

Ass-Monkey

A "kiss ass", "brown noser". A person who is trying to impress someone by following them around...closely.

by Anonymous August 26, 2003

sleeping suprise

a man and a woman covered in mud find a hibernating bear and they have sex with it they then run into town totally naked screaming "I had sex with a bear!" then they go swimming in a pool of lemonade

sleeping suprise is in the urban dictionary

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

ripped

on steroids like the guys on ESPN

i am ripped

by Anonymous September 16, 2003