jizz mopper

The worst job in the entire world

I'd rather clean the grease trap at McDonalds than be the Jizz Mopper at the Jiggly Room!

by Anonymous August 01, 2003

Runevalkyrie

An insane Neopian dedicated to the cause. Favored weapon Superior Mallet of Great Justice.

by Anonymous September 13, 2003

quizical

And englishman who is a humor writer second to none, has CFS which curtails his wanking.

<GSFQuizical> Too tired to fap, cruel god

by Anonymous November 01, 2003

plastic loser

one who has massive debts due to credit cards

by Anonymous November 03, 2003

tomfooler

the accused one of pulling the wool over someone's eyes, someone who is mischievious

Why, you tomfooler! Your birthday is really tommorrow.

by Anonymous October 30, 2003

Liquid

LSD in its purist and in liquid form

by Anonymous March 26, 2003

madcrabs

Main Entry: 1mad
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English meddcrabbe, maddcrabba, from Old English gemAEd, past participle of (assumed) gemAEdan to maddcrabben, from gemAd many, madcrab; akin to Old High German gimeitkrebbiz much, a lot
Date: before 12th century

1. Numerous chiefly marine broadly built decapod crustaceans.

Wow. madcrabs.

by Anonymous January 28, 2003