Definitions by Anonymous

cross knob 

a person with different coloured pubes

martin mappley

cross knob by Anonymous June 27, 2003

Tracy McGrady 

To make a premature statement or prediction.

"It feels great to be going to advance past the first round" - One-dimensional bonehead Tracy McGrady, after his team went up 3-1 in the 1st round of the 2003 playoffs. His team went on to lose in 7 games.

Tracy McGrady by Anonymous June 27, 2003

only1swanny 

he fucks greeks from behind

only1swanny by Anonymous June 27, 2003

bf4l 

Acronym: Best Friends For Life.

bf4l by Anonymous June 27, 2003

The Monkey 

The Monkey Is Good
The Monkey Is Great
We Surrendur Ourselves As Of This Date.


The Monkey is the wise and cruel god, who rules the Earth from his throne in the centre of the Earth.
He's bloody brilliant.

OMG I GOT LEPORASY!!!!11
Must be The Monkey.

The Monkey by Anonymous June 27, 2003

El Buerro

The mule that carries The Monkey to the top of the Pyrenees or Dolomites when he goes on holiday. To make this more easy on El Buerro, the monkey often transforms into a titanium sandwich or somesuch.

Hey look, its El buerro! What's that on his back?

El Buerro by Anonymous June 27, 2003

handjob 

When a woman touches a man's penis in a sexual act. It is like having someone mastribate for you.

Jackie gave Ed a handjob.

handjob by Anonymous June 27, 2003