Anonymous 's definitions

Lex the Impaler

A mutant chigga with a hyperextensive penis long enough to impale most people. His favorite trick is to sneak up behind people while they tie their shoes, and ram his iron pecker into their anus and out through the tops of their heads - killing them instantly.

"Run, women get inside your homes and bar the doors! Men, grab whatever weapons you have and flock to fight the beast in the Town Square. The creature, Lex the Impaler, has broken through the city gates!"

by Anonymous April 29, 2003

spelunkers

One who enjoys

by Anonymous April 29, 2003

Noah Black

A crybaby

by Anonymous April 29, 2003

Afakaz

Extremely dorkish person, e.g. one who enjoys Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, or Linkin Park

That boy is such an Afakaz! He should get a life!

by Anonymous April 29, 2003

Boladon

Generally one who likes to ram Anus. Partically men.

Lets get the hell out of here.. here comes a Boladon.

by Anonymous April 29, 2003

lookinger

To look more than somthing else.

for example, when one says im looking for my dog, you would say, im lookinger! (because you are looking more for the dog)

similar to cooler. ie, i am cooler.

by Anonymous April 29, 2003

sperm

a bad ass tadpole that's gotta be corralled in a rubber

Duuuuude... my sperm is growing legs!

by Anonymous April 29, 2003