internet

an evil void filled with porn and advertisements where fat old rednecks can look at boobs for ten hours and destroy theyre only chance to get into heaven.
The anticrist has taken control of the world and his name is "Internet".
by Anonymous June 18, 2003
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MAx Korn

A mysterious name which appeares in Mad Magazine in odd placesrecuring
by Anonymous October 15, 2003
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kribbles

noun: a slut on legs
verb: the action of kribbling, being slutty, the showing of leg
(noun) That Kate is such a kribbles!
(verb) Uh-oh, there she goes... she's kribbling again!
by Anonymous August 28, 2003
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preo

1. A Preo is a person who asks too many dumb questions. When A preo person starts an explanation, it's always too long and not very coherent. Preo persons usually have long hair and are disliked by most.

2. An imaginary word by two friends from Belgium to make two hours of physics on tuesday a little more bearable.
Sir, what is the bivalent equivalent of a^u²/R(r.mass/at. mass)?
by Anonymous January 25, 2005
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bidet

An automatic ass cleaner using water at a water temperature and power of your choice. Can be installed as a completely different comode or in the same toilet seat itself. The evolution from using standard toilet paper and digging into your arse hole to remove that brown excrement.
"If you're still using toilet paper you're living in the 19th century and beyond. Wake up you bastards and get a bidet. NO HANDS needed to dig into your ass. When your done hosing your ass down, just PAT dry with a single square of TP."
by Anonymous March 12, 2005
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whoot

(interj) an expression of giddy delight.
whoot whoot holla! my boy shaq gotz him some mad game up in here, yo!
by anonymous June 09, 2004
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oyster crackers

strange coincidence when you and another person are thinking of the same thing at the same time.
Jane: "You know what would be really good right now?"
Jane & Emily (In Unison): "Apple Pie Ice Cream."
Jane & Emily (Looking at each other and in unison): "Oyster Crackers!"
by anonymous January 19, 2004
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