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Nakey

NakeyLuke is a person who wants to know what happens to girls when they masturbate

Nakey wants to know what happens to girls when they masturbate

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

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torque

The force that raises your heels off of the floor when you take a leak with "morning wood".

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

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relative humidity

The sweat that drips from your balls onto your sister-in-law's chin.

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

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goober smoocher

faggot, cockersucker, queer

Tom Daschle is a goober smoocher.

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

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Alimony

The fucking you get for the fucking you got.

"I'd leave the worthless, no-hummer givin' bitch, but the alimony would kill me."

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

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Jens

Ultimate NERD. Lord of the geeks. Infected by NIMDA. Bando.

Haha...it's Jenz

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

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Wet docks

A phrase that means lubrication during or for sexual intercourse using referring to male genitalia.

by Anonymous March 15, 2003

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