Anonymous 's definitions

Music Lover

One who sits at home and accumlates CD's for extreme waste of Gross Internal Product, such as 50 Cent and Eminem.
They then feel they can relate to these people and thus, talk/speak/dress/act like thier 'idols' do.
Music lovers usually take consolation in the fact they are not 'nerds'.
However this one line of defence has finally been broken down as it has been proven that music lovers everywhere are fat/ugly/smelly.
Music lovers also tend to be fan boys, they will never speak ill of their failing industry (the music industry) even though it is saturated with rubbish like Blazin' squad and Girls Aloud.
The video games industry looks set to take its place. And the 'music lover' will be a thing of the past.

"OMG OMG OMG !!!!"£!"£ did u here about Dre's new album, hes a well nice guy! i fink i can relate to him!!"£!"£, Now if youll excuse me im off to drewss up like him and take photos of myself. I'm NOT sad"

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

cryptorchid

A developmental defect marked by the failure of the testes to descend into the scrotum.

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

Tallywhacker

One who whacks tallies.

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

humping

act of wanton sex

she was humping like a demented ferret

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

Het

A Heterosexual.

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

jock

Jock
(n)
- A highschool aged male who plays sports and fails to see what an asshole he really is; performs stunts such as:
-bellyflop in swim class
-knocking eachother down while playing "futbol" (soccer)
-other jackassical stunts

Me: Fucking jocks...being jackasses again.

Jock: Look at me I'm gonna jump off the diving board!! *slap of flesh*
*other fellow jocks going "ooh"*

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

pet

Hey Danielle..yo mama was pet when you popped out of her breeder oven.

by Anonymous October 26, 2003