She wanted to knit a fancy sweater, but I told her that she was virgin wool and should stick to a scarf.
by anonymous December 22, 2004
by Anonymous March 05, 2003
When a guy sticks 440 anal beeds in his ass and after he pulls them out, slids, or "scoots" he ass across the carpet for the sensation, it ofter leaves a shit trail because the anus is loosened by the beeds.
by anonymous January 23, 2003
A butt pirate.
by Anonymous March 13, 2003