Minford

Born approximately 21 years ago; debately homosexual but at least metrosexual; enjoys beating people in things such as beer pong and scattergories; his beer pong skills are directly proportional to how mad he is which is also directly proportional to how much clothing he takes off.
I met Minford the other day and I wanted to kill him.
by anonymous January 16, 2005
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jealousy

I'm jealous of myself.
by anonymous March 24, 2005
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burdiet

1. A sexual position involving a threesome of semi-Cuban relatives, usually in the shape of a hexagon while playing Battle Grounds.

2. A word that means nothing, made up by a very sexually fustrated Bret Zaccaglin. Was made to rhyme with lyrics in Bret's emo band. Too bad it doesn't Ryhme with "How are you doing?"
Hey Wes you wanna burdiet today with bret?
Thats a 10-4 Burdiet!
by Anonymous March 27, 2005
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grayfox

he who playes TFC
by Anonymous February 06, 2003
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Shit Sandwich

Something someone may be said to eat if they were to:
1) fall unmercifully in a painful crash
2) lose miserably at a game or contest
3) fail terribly at an assigned task
1) Holy christ, that guy just ate a shit sandwich!
2) What Bill Buckner did for the Red Sox. Bill ate a shit sandwich.
3) The Repubclican guard feasted on shit sandwiches
by Anonymous April 10, 2003
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druggie

I smoke 2 joints before I smoke 2 joints and then I smoke 2 more
by Anonymous April 24, 2003
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ass shat

to be so drunk or hungover that your entire body feels as though it were going through the digestive process.
I got ass shat at the Cellar last night
by Anonymous May 14, 2003
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