Born approximately 21 years ago; debately homosexual but at least metrosexual; enjoys beating people in things such as beer pong and scattergories; his beer pong skills are directly proportional to how mad he is which is also directly proportional to how much clothing he takes off.
by anonymous January 16, 2005

1. A sexual position involving a threesome of semi-Cuban relatives, usually in the shape of a hexagon while playing Battle Grounds.
2. A word that means nothing, made up by a very sexually fustrated Bret Zaccaglin. Was made to rhyme with lyrics in Bret's emo band. Too bad it doesn't Ryhme with "How are you doing?"
2. A word that means nothing, made up by a very sexually fustrated Bret Zaccaglin. Was made to rhyme with lyrics in Bret's emo band. Too bad it doesn't Ryhme with "How are you doing?"
by Anonymous March 27, 2005

Something someone may be said to eat if they were to:
1) fall unmercifully in a painful crash
2) lose miserably at a game or contest
3) fail terribly at an assigned task
1) fall unmercifully in a painful crash
2) lose miserably at a game or contest
3) fail terribly at an assigned task
1) Holy christ, that guy just ate a shit sandwich!
2) What Bill Buckner did for the Red Sox. Bill ate a shit sandwich.
3) The Repubclican guard feasted on shit sandwiches
2) What Bill Buckner did for the Red Sox. Bill ate a shit sandwich.
3) The Repubclican guard feasted on shit sandwiches
by Anonymous April 10, 2003

by Anonymous April 24, 2003

to be so drunk or hungover that your entire body feels as though it were going through the digestive process.
by Anonymous May 14, 2003
