Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Anonymous

Splat

1. One who knows nothing.
2. Technical dupe who can not differentiate smart from sensible.

Splat knows nothing.
Confused, Erroneous, Flawed.

by Anonymous May 23, 2004

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deploy

to release; to send out

Wireless providers plan to deploy Bluetooth gaming devices.

by Anonymous April 17, 2005

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Crazy-ass Latina bitch from the games Grand Theft Auto III and Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. Catalina was the main villain in GTA III and in San Andreas, she was CJ's girlfriend for a little while until she became very dissatisfied with him. Afterwards, she went to Liberty City to live with the GTA III protagonist and to work for the Colombian Cartel. A complete tomboy with a short temper, Catalina seems to hate nearly all men and even sees the men she "likes" only as mere crime partners and occasional fuck-buddies.

"I've seen fucking eunuchs with more balls than you!"

"You better hope I don't make testicle kabobs when you arive!"

"In here, mi amor!"

"You get your sorry ass in here right now, Carl Johnson, or I shove a fucking hand grenade up it!

"You think you can keep up with a REAL woman?"

"I'm warning you. I'm in a really bad fucking mood. Today I kill everybody who fucks with me! Especially you! Move!"

"One day, Carl Johnson, you will realize. She, she truly loved me, and your heart will break in two. But you are more like the spiny lizard than a man. Goodbye!"

by anonymous July 21, 2008

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Beotchinni

A beotch even smaller than beotchi

Fuck you beotchinni

by anonymous April 17, 2004

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Ilovepaintball1

ILovepaintball1, otherwise known as ILP, is an idiot that frequently roams the Tippmann forums and has nothing more to say "you suck". Infact, he says this to almost everyone, but of course not to his Halo 2 "friends" that he loves and adores so much because they gave him a feeling of acceptance.

Stop acting like ILP!

by anonymous April 2, 2005

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