Anonymous's definitions

Parsec

To parsec ; to hack forumpasswords

Grude: Hmm someone stole my pass of the private forum :(
Prislia: You sure it hasnt been parsec-ed ?

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

Marylin Monroe

1) A sweet country girl who had to have been a good actress to look that vapid.
2) A product of the 50s designed by hollywood to make white men work really hard to help the economy.
3) a woman who was the prototype american boat whore.

Marylin Monroe had sex with Little Richard.

by anonymous March 5, 2005

shitter in a box

1.)N a portable toilet in shape of a litter box in which chris mcgowan uses
2.)V the act of a guy who shits in a girls mouth

Dont go pull a shitter in a box, leave that up to chris.

by anonymous February 24, 2004

trojan fart

1. (n) A poop that sneaks out of one's butt by disguising itself as gas.
2. (n) A poop in farts' clothing.
3. (n) A Hershey squirt

Alfred thought he was about to pass gas but much to his chagrin he accidentally released some fecal matter; he was mortified by his trojan fart.

by anonymous January 20, 2004

burdiet

1. A sexual position involving a threesome of semi-Cuban relatives, usually in the shape of a hexagon while playing Battle Grounds.

2. A word that means nothing, made up by a very sexually fustrated Bret Zaccaglin. Was made to rhyme with lyrics in Bret's emo band. Too bad it doesn't Ryhme with "How are you doing?"

Hey Wes you wanna burdiet today with bret?
Thats a 10-4 Burdiet!

by Anonymous March 27, 2005

Minford

Born approximately 21 years ago; debately homosexual but at least metrosexual; enjoys beating people in things such as beer pong and scattergories; his beer pong skills are directly proportional to how mad he is which is also directly proportional to how much clothing he takes off.

I met Minford the other day and I wanted to kill him.

by anonymous January 16, 2005

Toner

A noun; person, loser-ish, selfish and moody. But that's what makes him flawless.

Toner had a boner and was a stoner?

by anonymous April 14, 2005