murphy's law

the worst always occurs at the most inopportune time

I got in a car wreck and just like murphy's law said I also lost my job.

by Anonymous September 04, 2003

governator

wait... since when the fuck has a little bit of gropping and sexual harrassment bothered the democrats.... isn't that sort of their specialty?

Yeah, CLinton had a lot of respect for women, that's why he was in a sham marraige and fucked everything that crossed the white house lawn

by Anonymous October 07, 2003

eclipse

a model of automobile under the Mitsubishi Motors Co. Believed by many to be the best automobile ever built in the world. Especially its 3rd generation version.

Dude, that guy's got a FUCKING cool eclipse man!

by Anonymous November 16, 2002

stink pot

a child acting up, if an adult, someone endearing to you that you are chewing out

by Anonymous November 10, 2002

lock

1. figured out
2. under control

that boy's got the game on lock

by Anonymous June 30, 2003

fucky

when something is really fucked up

Joe is acting all fucky today.

by Anonymous June 13, 2003

pig fucker

A person that likes to take time out of his/her day to go to the barn and fuck pigs (EX. Evan K.)

God Damn Evan, ur such a pig fucker!

by Anonymous April 18, 2003