Anonymous's definitions

Penis

The ultimate in entertainment

by Anonymous July 15, 2003

salemi

A Salemi is a very intelligent beautiful person, only very few can posess the many qualities of this being.

"Jen Salemi is the hottest chick in the world"

by Anonymous March 30, 2003

Kerplakistan

Its Kraplakistan..... You fucking tard.

Ken: Some cockmuncher put Kerplakistan on urbandictionary.com

Murray: What a fuckhead, everyone knows its Kraplakistan...

Ken: Yeah, what a fag.

by Anonymous May 8, 2003

dildo

a fake man for hypocritical girls.

"I don't need a man! BZZZZ."

Why do most girls usually buy dark colored oversized dildos, ERRRRR nevermind...

by anonymous April 15, 2005

monke

1) a man with a short penis, and usually in a state of denial.
2) a chode.

1) Yo man, stop acting like a monke you fool.
2) Hey, that monke is gradually getting shorter.

by anonymous May 5, 2003

PRS Platter

A platter of the three delicacies of asian culture, Porkmonkey, Ryce, and Sueshi.

Find your delicious PRS Platter at the price of $5.45 at your local grocery store.

by anonymous April 26, 2003

repression

The unconscious exclusion of painful impulses, sexual acts, or desires with Jason from the conscious mind.

If it wasn't for repression I would have to kill myself for what I did last night.

by Anonymous February 23, 2005