felcher

suking custard out of the tea towl holder
stoking a hairy arse, filling it with cum & sucking out the goodness with a straw
by Anonymous August 29, 2003
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rode0

by Anonymous June 22, 2006
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Kirk Construct

Marco: Robot body? No way! That goes against the natural order.

Sparks: Well, you'd have the strength of five men.

Marco: I got that now!

Murphy: Not five men, five gorillas! But, since you're that strong, if you try to pet a kitten, you'd crush it.

Marco: Oh, no! Poor kitty!

Murphy: Yeah.

Marco: Would I still have my rugged Latin features?

Sparks: You'd look exactly the same.

Murphy: Not me. I'm gonna be an Adrienne Barbeau-bot.

Sparks: You look the same, but you're only five feet tall.
by Anonymous September 18, 2003
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paton

cok-sucka
by Anonymous May 20, 2003
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zuffle

To wipe one's knob in the curtains of a posh bird's house having had sex.
After me ride I zuffled.
by Anonymous April 11, 2003
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the greatest dog ever

sasha is the greates dog ever
by Anonymous July 09, 2003
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chav

a slag who is always pushing a buggy with screaming kids and she's swearing at them in a scrubby common accent, she will have a cigerette in her hand, she will have acne at 25, permed hair, herpes, will wear rings on every finger and a loads of cheap necklaces most common of these has a doll on it. they wear huge massive gold loop earing which they put their ankles behind when they are having sex so that their legs don't get tired.
see: chaz, slut, slapper
also try: townie, kev,
by Anonymous September 25, 2003
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