2-dimensional creatures that inhabit the moon, they usually travel around in a purple space ship, and everything they do makes sounds from old Atari 2600 games such as Pac Man and Canyon Bomber, and among others. They claim to be advanced in everything they do. They can jump higher, spell better and the Moon they come from has 5 thousand dimensions so they say. They have laser guns, but also possess the power of the "quad laser" which is a combination of four laser guns at once. They came to Earth to cause chaos and mayhem. They enjoy getting toasted and doing drugs like pot and nitrous. The most known Mooninites, Ignignokt and Err.
by Anonymous September 11, 2003
by anonymous March 10, 2005
people who are deeply enthralled in the united states goverment with twisted ideas to enact the new world order and domination on the rest of the world useing intricate plots so synicial they would lead to an invasion of the united states or a second revolutionary war by the people to rid these fucks out of the country. they are responsible for the term "The rich get richer and the poor get fucked over" there are signs of their icons the statue of liberty, the one dollar bill with the term "novus ordo seclorum" New World Order with one intention to enslave the people and control all of the power. see bonesmen
Some of our most powerful politicitans are members of the illuminati.
Comment submitted with Request to Delete: "This definition is virtually incoherent, full of misspellings, and completely incorrect. The Illuminati are fully explained in Dan Brown's book "Angels & Demons" as a secret society founded in Galileo's time to promote science in opposition to the Catholic church, which sought to surpress it. They quietly intermingled with the Freemasons, and were quite powerful in the United States at various times in our country's history."
Comment submitted with Request to Delete: "This definition is virtually incoherent, full of misspellings, and completely incorrect. The Illuminati are fully explained in Dan Brown's book "Angels & Demons" as a secret society founded in Galileo's time to promote science in opposition to the Catholic church, which sought to surpress it. They quietly intermingled with the Freemasons, and were quite powerful in the United States at various times in our country's history."
by Anonymous July 15, 2003
by Anonymous March 19, 2003
Dad: Josh ok thats enough licking let me get the rest of the smuckers out.
Josh Ivey: "slurp" ok dad
Josh Ivey: "slurp" ok dad
by Anonymous March 19, 2003