Renowned Chaminade oarsman that strokes it long and hard. Currently strokes 6:24.9 despite being a basketcase. Also see "Big Dog." Frequently yells such phrases as "Hootaaaaz!" and "Wassup playa" and "I like to stroke it"
Lerno's absent-minded Polish ass buddy who strokes it studiously and often...His aspirations are noble, yet, he will not claim the title of Big Dog until Lerno graduates