Definitions by Anonymous 

kife 

in reference to female homosapien

look at that kife over there!

kife by Anonymous September 7, 2003

slam-bam 

well hit me with it.
sock it to me.
bring it on

direct delivery
forward it honestly

slam-bam by Anonymous September 7, 2003

Coolie 

African American slang for the female anus.

Yo G, I would eat a bucket of shit just to smell her coolie, yo.

Coolie by Anonymous September 7, 2003

MFA 

Also known as the Mafia, origionated in the Kingwood-Humble area. Lead by a Gofather and his right and left hand men, not somebody to mess with.

MFA by Anonymous September 7, 2003

schmoozette 

Female version of a schmooze.
See: Schmooze.

Susan is such a schmoozette!

schmoozette by Anonymous September 7, 2003

cock cheese 

A condition experienced by un circumcised males resulting from poor hygene, in which a sebaceous paste collects under the foreskin near the base of the head; it is characterized by it's fromage like consistency and it's pungent portugese fish market aroma.

Honey, let's pick up some of that head cheese at the deli, it'll go good with the prosciutto and havarti.

cock cheese by Anonymous September 7, 2003

DIRECT EFFECT 

Worst show ever on MTV. It plays rap and only rap, then takes over MTV.

If Direct effect wasn't a show then rap wouldn't have taken over.

DIRECT EFFECT by Anonymous September 7, 2003