Anonymous  's definitions

Muff

1. A warm, furry place to warm up your appendages. 2. My girlfriend's cat.

"She has a might nice muff in her lap."

by Anonymous December 5, 2002

naard

socially inneffectual, under the dillusion that they are intelligent while biligerently arguing the finer points of Walkers Vs. Tayto Cheese&Onion on IRC. Perri clearly pwn.

take your pick

by Anonymous October 10, 2003

swive

swive swav
vb. Archaic. to have sexual intercourse with (a person).
Old English swifan to revolve, {swivel} Source: The Collins English Dictionary © 1998 HarperCollins Publishers

by Anonymous June 9, 2003

$hriek

To offer gay pornography to minors.

That man just $hrieked those kids over there.

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

curling

A true embarrassment to human existence. A non-sport which involves some loser thrown a flat, cylindrical stone yelling non-sensical things at two even bigger losers, using their "specialized" brooms to... SWEEP THE FUCKING ICE.

Usually Canadians excel at curling and win all the championships because the rest of the world is sitting back and laughing at those canucks for even being associated with such a homoerotic activity.

Curling is totally homo. Let's go sweep some ice!

by Anonymous March 15, 2003

yashbash

Acronym: "Yet Another Self Help Book About Spiritual Healing" - book genre. Can also be used to describe a person or situation.

The Celestine Prophecy is the prototypic yashbash.

That organic food festival was totally yashbash.

by Anonymous March 12, 2003

hamburger

When a man wraps his dick around his testicles and makes it appears for the shape of a Hamburger.

Wow, he can do the Hamburger!!!

by Anonymous January 15, 2003