internet

A place for overaged single men to pose as "young", "hot" or "sexy" teenage girls and still get their groove on.

Overaged balding man: "17/f horny looking for hot stud"

by Anonymous February 18, 2003

hessian

A person, often sporting a mullet, who is considered metal and a bit trashy.

There were so many hessians at the Maiden show.

by Anonymous April 08, 2003

dirge

the darkness

by Anonymous February 20, 2003

brown trout

Turd so named because of its smooth exterior enabling it to drift gracefully and noiselessly into the pan

by Anonymous April 27, 2006

pokey

Male on male prison rape; prison sodomy

Boy, git ova hea and bend ova, and ah'll show you why de call it, da pokey!

by Anonymous July 07, 2003

Gurpin

1)The state of mind where one loses himself 2) to trip like a bitch 3) to spaz out

Hey Bob, stop gurpin like a crack feind!

by Anonymous November 08, 2001

freedom fries

Operation: Freedom Fries: An idiotic plan by people who think the french give a damn about the crappy name change. my god they need to think of better ways to get back at enemy countrys!

Dumbass: lets picket about french fries until every fucking resteraunt calls them freedom fries!
smart guy: No matter what they're still the same

by Anonymous August 22, 2003