unreachable lover

someone who happened to like you awhile ago and is now going out with your best friend. He/she no longer likes you, still has a thing for you, but liked your best friend after you. You barely started liking him, but after he's unattainable.
My guy best friend is an unreachable lover. Now he's going out with my girl best friend and we barely realized that at one point we liked each other.
by anonymous July 26, 2004
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panzer division

(n.) Rhythmic noise act from Delaware whom possesses crushing power in which to dominate the civilized world.
You cannot stop PANZER DIVISION crushing power!
by Anonymous June 10, 2004
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focker dance

dance of the homosexual white male. Usually perfomed while holding a bottle of beer.
Colin wanted to look cool in front of his friends so he started the focker dance.
by anonymous January 26, 2004
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Parkersburg

The capital of all football.

A small town of 2000 people in northeast Iowa where football was invented. The high school, Aplington-Parkersburg High School, has produced 4 NFL players. It's a school of less than 300 students.

The four players are:
Casey Wiegmann - Kansas City Chiefs
Jared Devries - Detroit Lions
Brad Meester - Jacksonville Jaguars
Aaron Kampman - Green Bay Packers
Parkersburg is extremely boring with the exception of Friday nights in the fall.
by anonymous October 23, 2004
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pinkslipping

when the man pulls out part of his partners large intestine following aggressive anal sex
My boyfriend pinkslipped me on Sat night.
by anonymous April 21, 2005
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slut

somebody who has sex with almost anybody
omg mary is such a slut
by anonymous May 13, 2005
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yuzany

yuzany went to sleep
by Anonymous June 10, 2003
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