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Definitions by Anony. Res

Abraham Lincoln 

-is my name
And with my pen I wrote the same
I wrote in both hast and speed
and left it here for fools to read
Abraham Lincoln by Anony. Res October 19, 2023

Nobel Kawaii Prize 

Award given to those who have made a lasting impact to Kawaii culture. Almost all nominees are filled with weeaboos or 6 to 15 year olds.

Current winners are:
Rune Naito - Father of Kawaii
Alfred Nobel's intention of the Nobel Kawaii Prize in his will, along with the other five awards:

"The interest is to be divided into six equal parts and distributed as follows: one part to the person who made the most important discovery or invention in the field of physics; one part to the person who made the most important chemical discovery or improvement; one part to the person who made the most important discovery within the domain of physiology or medicine; one part to the person who, in the field of literature, produced the most outstanding work in an idealistic direction; one part to the person who has done the most or best to advance fellowship among nations, the abolition or reduction of standing armies, and the establishment and promotion of peace congresses; and one part to the person who crafts a lasting impact on the art of Kawaii culture."
- Not Alfred Nobel, 1895
Nobel Kawaii Prize by Anony. Res October 11, 2023

Pollyanna 

The one and only who believes the morning sun will always shine again, a pot of gold waits at every rainbow's end, in roses kissed with dew, in make believe, fairy tales, lucky charms, promises spoken as you cross your heart, in skies forever blue, in silver linings, there will come a day (possibly tomorrow), a dream can still come true, friends and laughter, the wonders love can do, songs and magic, miracles, second chances, and finally, in you!
You can call them "Pollyanna"
Say they're crazy as a loon.
They believe in second chances
And that's why the believe in you!!!
Pollyanna by Anony. Res October 9, 2023

Tchi Tchi 

Homosexual sex act where a man gets stripped of his clothes and is raped by an entire Native tribe until every single member has ejaculated in his anus.
Dude, you wanna travel through a forest and get Tchi Tchi'd?
Hell yeah, dude!
Tchi Tchi by Anony. Res October 8, 2023
Bitch, really?
THAT'S THE NAME YOU SHOULD KNOW.
HE'S THE KING OF THE SHOW.
YOU'LL HOLLAR AND HOOT.
HE'LL GIVE KIRBY THE BOOT.
DEDEDE IS THE ONE.
DEDEDE IS THE ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE!
COMIN' AT YA! YEAH!
Dedede by Anony. Res October 8, 2023

Claude Émile Jean-Baptiste Litre 

French glassmaker born in 1716 who invented the burette and the unit of volume known as the liter. Had a daughter named Millie and is celebrated for his inventions that advanced the field of chemistry. He passed away at the age of 62 due to cholera.
Claude Émile Jean-Baptiste Litre was also not a real person and was an April Fools prank made by 2 University of Waterloo professors to try and permanently capitalize the Liter unit.

The Man The Myth the Legendchan 

Asshole who convinced Tom Nook to destroy a child's Discord server before doing it himself.
Lenin's Godfather is the man the myth the legendchan.