haircut

a slang term meaning to pop off for a sly wank when friends and family think you are somewhere else.
"Where's John?"

"Oh, he's gone for a haircut!"

"Dirty wanker!"
by Anonymous February 24, 2003
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ovarian splooge

alternative and awesome name for female ejaculation
my sister was rubbin my mom's pussy and she ovarian splooged on the wall
by Anonymous May 27, 2003
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limp bizkit

A group of males ejaculate on a person in the middle of the group.
by Anonymous November 14, 2002
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rimjah

is a sexual position when a female has her anus/ass licked out.
by Anonymous September 17, 2003
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Harry Pothead

1) A spoof of Harry Potter in which the characters smoke weed.
2) An insulting nickname for Prince Harry, who is rumored to have smoked pot.
by Anonymous June 24, 2003
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prospector

One who has the innate ability to locate comedy gold on UrbanDictionary.com
John Gill is one silly-ass prospector.
by Anonymous March 14, 2003
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Jangaship

1Homsar's way of saying Battleship
2 or a game Homsar made-up
Homsar: Oh No!! you shank my jangasip
Strongsad:I shank your jangaship?
Homsar:hey tubbs!I just lost my Jangajam
Bubs:Don't you talk to me!!
by Anonymous May 30, 2003
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