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Definitions by AnonYMous

Punchout 

"My mate and I got in a punchout last night. He broke me my nose."
Punchout by Anonymous February 14, 2004

from eye socket to bunghole 

A phrase usually used in conjunction with being beaten, i.e. "bruised from eye socket to bunghole."
This huge dog came out of nowhere and pummeled me from eye socket to bunghole.

going steady 

Exclusively dating a member of the opposite sex for an extended period of time.
Michelle and I have been going steady for about six months now.
going steady by Anonymous February 14, 2004

keg stand 

The act of doing a handstand on a keg while guzzling down a mass amount of said keg's contents through its hose-like dispenser. There is a common myth that by being positioned upside-down during the consumption of beer, the alcohol will reach the brain more quickly (this is anatomically possible given that the beer must reach the stomach first). The person performing such an act is typically physically supported by many intoxicated friends.
I just did a keg stand and now I'm horribly drunk.

I tried to hold my hands in place during the keg stand, but I got some beer up my nose, so my hands slipped and I very nearly injured myself.
keg stand by Anonymous February 14, 2004

cockknocker 

One who engages in the act of touching his penis to another man's penis in a "knocking" fashion.
I know for sure that Bob is a cockknocker because I witnessed him slapping another man's penis with his own.
cockknocker by Anonymous February 14, 2004
Yo tengo dos perros y un gatito tan chulo. ("I have two dogs and a kitten that is so cute.")
gatito by Anonymous February 14, 2004
1) A nonsense compound insult that is primarily used in a humorous manner. 2) The combination of the words "cock" and "ass".
You are such a cockass.
cockass by Anonymous February 14, 2004