Ass Hand

1. Sticking one's hand in their ass and then shaking the hand of someone that they don't like because they are an ass.

2. After wiping your ass after going to the bathroom, you gerealized that your fingers broke thru the toilet paper

1. Awwww... I don't like this guy, I think I'll give him an ass hand!

2. Awwww... damn toilet paper was too thin... now I have ass hand!

by Anonymous March 29, 2003

meecrob licker

Andrei is meecrob !

by Anonymous September 29, 2003

austin powers

an International Mystery Man

by Anonymous July 27, 2003

prospector

One who has the innate ability to locate comedy gold on UrbanDictionary.com

John Gill is one silly-ass prospector.

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

Jangaship

1Homsar's way of saying Battleship
2 or a game Homsar made-up

Homsar: Oh No!! you shank my jangasip
Strongsad:I shank your jangaship?
Homsar:hey tubbs!I just lost my Jangajam
Bubs:Don't you talk to me!!

by Anonymous May 30, 2003

ovarian splooge

alternative and awesome name for female ejaculation

my sister was rubbin my mom's pussy and she ovarian splooged on the wall

by Anonymous May 27, 2003

panochi

pussy

give me some pussy

by Anonymous October 09, 2003