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vegetarian

people who believe, for health reasons, that eating American-sized portions of meat contributes to heart disease and other disgusting ways to die

... and/or

people who believe, for moral reasons, that we should not eat other living things with brains and nervous systems

... not to be confused for people who claim that we were "designed" to eat only vegetables (and by the way, not all vegetables have cellulose, you big fat poser), or people who "kill plants" (even if eating plants were morally wrong on any level, at the very least, vegetarians - even part-time ones - are less murderous than full-time meateaters)
by Anonymous August 18, 2003
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paton

cok-sucka
by Anonymous May 20, 2003
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whipits

You can use a can of whip cream, dont shake just inhale the air that comes out, not the whip cream (hmm whipits whip cream... connection?)
by Anonymous October 10, 2003
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bizzo

Wanna catch a bizzo?
by Anonymous November 7, 2003
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Ignignokt

Ignignokt is the leader of the Mooninites. He is from the moon and, as such, is far superior to anyone you know. In fact, he would like it to be known that he considers your planet to be his moon.
My name is Ignignokt and I hail from the moon.
by Anonymous September 15, 2003
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Kirk Construct

Marco: Robot body? No way! That goes against the natural order.

Sparks: Well, you'd have the strength of five men.

Marco: I got that now!

Murphy: Not five men, five gorillas! But, since you're that strong, if you try to pet a kitten, you'd crush it.

Marco: Oh, no! Poor kitty!

Murphy: Yeah.

Marco: Would I still have my rugged Latin features?

Sparks: You'd look exactly the same.

Murphy: Not me. I'm gonna be an Adrienne Barbeau-bot.

Sparks: You look the same, but you're only five feet tall.
by Anonymous September 18, 2003
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happy phace bandits

by Anonymous May 2, 2003
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