pecker tracks

dried cum stains left after a sexual experience

after joann gave me a great blow job i noticed pecker tracks on the seat covers

by Anonymous October 17, 2003

jiveturkey

Slang term for an individual who is prone to exaggerating the truth greatly or an outright liar. Used predominately in 1970's

- "Wow Im so cool!"

- "Man you're nothing but a jiveturkey"

by Anonymous October 19, 2003

sandy virgina

Mrs. Hogan, a geometry teacher who's stupid ass remarks make one want to jump off a building into a pile of dead hookers with stds

God damn hogan is pissing me off again

by Anonymous March 15, 2003

hang

short for "hang out"

"I'm just gonna hang a Lolita's place today"

by Anonymous August 19, 2003

Ctrl+Alt+Del

An excellent webcomic written and drawn by Tim Buckley. Consists of three main characters - Ethan, Lucas, and Lilah - who play computer games and get into wacky situations regularly. Also, there is the completely random Chef Brian who appears from time to time.

Come and check out today's Ctrl+Alt+Del comic!

by Anonymous July 23, 2003

Wagon

A Fat Ass

Look at her right thurr she got a wagon

by Anonymous August 27, 2003

culumbia noogermuffin

the act of placing the whole head inside the muff of a woman and sticking your tounge in the filopian tube
(not to be confused with the Egyptian Noogermuffin)

AHHHHHHHHHH! that culumbian nooger muffin feels great

by Anonymous March 07, 2003