metrosexual

A straight man who embraces the homosexual lifestyle, i.e. refined tastes in clothing, excessive use of designer hygiene products, etc. Usually is on the brink of homosexuality.

Mike has become a metrosexual after shaving off his stubble and using expensive skin products to soften his cherubic facial features.

by Anonymous February 14, 2004

analzon

1. An amazon who enjoys anal sex.
2. A place to buy anal sex and related stuff from.

1. She's really an analzon!
2. Buy anal products from your local Analzon site.

by anonymous August 27, 2005

story so far

dude, go buy it NOW!

the cat peed on my sleeping bag it smells like piss

by Anonymous March 08, 2003

spliff

also known as joint. made with marajuana or canabis and roled in a rizla paper with tobacco so that it burns. with several variations, e.g. L plate and two skin.

pass me the j bitch

by Anonymous March 24, 2003

Yardee

Jamacian Gangsta

You're a bad boy yardee, you should know how to get rid of bodies!!

by Anonymous July 20, 2003

owl 69

Owl 69 is when both parters turn their head around 180 degrees and eat out each others buttholes.

by Anonymous October 19, 2003

Jeeves

The name given to somebody who is destined to be a butler.

"My name is Jeeves, and I want to be a car mechanic."
"Sorry bub, you're not fit to be one. However, you are more than qualified to be a butler."

by Anonymous July 09, 2003