AnonYMous's definitions

Comus

1)A Roman god of parties.

2)A disbanded Mardi Gras parade group.

3)A Cthulhu-obsessed internet used with uncommon writing skills, and poor skills in all the other arts.

If you need to get drunk in a hurry, pray to Comus for a miracle.

The float by Comus was the only one without a topless woman. They went for full-frontal.

Damnit, Comus, don't you have anything better to do with your time than to make definitions on the Urban Dictionary?

by Anonymous January 3, 2005

boringer

more than boring.. made by a blonde

Teghan is currently boringer

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

quacker

When a person laid a loud fart sounding like a duck

I heard someone laid the biggest quacker

by Anonymous June 29, 2003

southern kitchen

the vagina, or "pussy"

Last night I dined in the southern kitchen and mah woman sho did appreciate it!

by Anonymous June 26, 2003

geritolicious

adj. Used to describe a food or beverage that is delicious to old people.

Mmm.... this prune juice is geritolicious!

by Anonymous July 3, 2003

sprewells

sprewells are 24 with ten.
and when you stop they keep spinning.
jay eatonville for life nelson

by Anonymous June 8, 2003

chicken scratch

bad handwriting; looks like something a chicken would scratch in the mud with its nails.

He failed penmanship because of his "chicken scratch" handwriting.

by Anonymous June 18, 2003