AnonYMous's definitions

Funky Munky

Someone so desperate to have sex, they play disco music while looking at Grandma's apple pie porno.

Damnit John, you're such a fuckin' Funky Munky. You sick bastard.

by anonymous January 6, 2004

having a tug of war with cyclops

masturbation, wanking, having one off the wrist

Tony was having a tug of war with cyclops.

by Anonymous January 7, 2004

pussyitis

the result of a rare disease in males know to man as crooked jaw . commonly caused by excessive praying and wheghtlifting, but most apperent in subjects who look like trolls the best known cure for this disease is to grow SOME FUCKING NUTS and stop taking it up the butt.

holy shit look at that crooked jaw, the poor son of a bitch must have pussyitits.

by anonymous January 8, 2004

IANACN

I am not a computer nerd.

I have a girlfriend, therefore IANACN.

by Anonymous January 9, 2004

lushin

state of being a lush; how you and you friends act around 4 a.m.
drunk and erotic

man, he's lushin

by anonymous January 10, 2004

Henry Ford

1) Founder of the popular line of poorly made cars and trucks.

2) Nazi sympathizer.

Employee: Hey there Mr. Ford, whats up with all of the "HEIL DER FUHRER" screaming and the waving of the hand up and down?

Ford: GET BACK TO WORK DER JEW!

by anonymous January 12, 2004

theaker

theak (verb): to act as a goof; to demonstrate unworthiness as a human being

Dude, if you don't stop theaking, we're going to have to ask you to sit in a corner

by anonymous January 12, 2004