AnonJudicator's definitions

Big Ten

A Division I FBS athletic conference for college sports. Known for its obnoxious fan base, low scoring, unexciting style of play, disastrous trips to bowl games and generally playing second-fiddle to the SEC conference.

Person 1: Big Ten rocks!

Person 2: Yeah well then why in the past three years did they lose two football title games and one basketball title game to SEC teams?

Person 1: ...I don't know, you're right, Big Ten is overrated.

by AnonJudicator September 6, 2009

Suckeyes

A variant of the popular OSUCKS and the proper name for the Ohio State Buckeyes and their fans. Earned for their back-to-back national championship loses in basketball and football to the glorious Florida Gators.

The Suckeyes think they are good when their schedule is nothing but in-state cupcakes like the Ohio Institute of Airconditioning Repair.

by AnonJudicator September 6, 2009

U$C

The proper spelling of 'USC', the University of Southern California, after a 2007 scandal involving over $280,000 in cash, rent and gifts were given to former player Reggie Bush and his family.

May also be used to refer to the rich, spoiled students that attend the school.

It was awesome when the UCLA Bruins beat U$C Trojans 13-9.

by AnonJudicator September 5, 2009

Niagara Falls

When a girl is extremely aroused and gets dripping wet down there in response.

I was talking dirty to my girlfriend and it was like Niagara Falls in her panties.

by AnonJudicator October 28, 2009

Gainesville

A drinking town with a football problem.

Gainesville is home of the Florida Gators and is nicknamed Hoggtown.

by AnonJudicator September 7, 2009

invade New Zealand

The topic of a satirical ad from an Australian entertainment show called The Gruen Transfer.

"Let's all go to New Zealand, we can have it all as our land, no planes, no tanks, no navy, not to want it would be crazy"

It's just 100% Too Easy.

Why would Australia invade New Zealand? There's nothing there but sheep and orcs.

by AnonJudicator October 20, 2009

Activist Annies

Slang term that refers to highly liberal college students who will protest anything pro-left and anti-establishment at a drop of a hat. If you have a cause, they'll bitch about it to students just trying to get through the Quad to go to class.

Pro-choice, legalization of marijuana, global warming, Wal-mart, and the WTO are popular choices for their rants.

Activist Annies are so annoying that they have the power to make me dislike causes I actually support.

by AnonJudicator September 30, 2009