WD40

Term of derision about a certain individual who shall remain nameless. When the subject of a social occasion or gathering is mentioned, the individual manages to come up with multiple reasons why they cannot partake. Such excuses are usually comical in nature and in most cases are the result of the limited social aspirations of said individual. The number 40 is in reference to the quantity of excuses used to weasel out of any social event.

"Not coming to the (insert name of venue here), the pizza I ate for lunch didn't agree with me."
"Not coming to the (insert name of venue here) Charmed is on TV later."

by Anon September 30, 2004

D as S

Drunk as shit or H as Hell

Last night I was so D as S, and H as Hell

by anon November 05, 2004

pansexual

A person fluid in sexual orientation, gender, and/or sexual identity.

Jessie considers both hir orientation and gender changeable and self-identifies as pansexual.

by anon October 24, 2003

finchley

centre of the universe

mill hill is near the centre of the universe

by anon April 15, 2005

Cad

An evasive manuever in Windows when somebody is viewing too much porn for the kernel.

I cad'd before cumming.

by Anon November 09, 2003

spermulet

1. From the singular term sperm. The plural: spermulets - meaning: lots of sperms.
2. Small growing sperms.

"look at those spermulets"
"spermulets can grow"
"watch that spermulet swim"

by anon November 01, 2004

The perfect moment

A moment in your life when everything seems right. Nothing can get to you.

When your guy holds you in his arms, kisses you on your head, tells you he loves you and holds you again like he'll never let you go.

by Anon January 14, 2005