Annoying Little Dad's definitions

binchareeno

A very special breed of Binch that doesn't know what a labia is.

Dude are you serious, she didn't know what a labia is?
Well she's a Binchareeno so I'm not super shocked.

by Annoying Little Dad February 12, 2023

#5 Foamer

Sexual satisfaction resulting from a viewing of xhamster the 5th best porn site.

I was having a pretty crappy day but I took a break and had a nice #5 foamer. Now I'm ready to tackle the rest of my to do list.

by Annoying Little Dad January 30, 2023

fap gap

When an unusual amount of time lapses between normally frequent faps.

I was on it pretty regularly for a while, but I've had a pretty big fap gap the last 4 or 5 days. I need to get back to my regular schedule and get back to fulfilling my fap cap daily.

by Annoying Little Dad April 24, 2023

27 seconds

The amount of time it takes a nerd to become useless at a nerdbang. Once this happens the nerd sluts move on to the next nerd, hoping that one of them can can quench their thirst for a satisfying nerdgasm.

Did you have fun at the nerdbang?

Fuck no, every single nerd lasted 27 seconds and I got no pleasure. Thankfully i had a #5 foamer or the whole night would have been wasted.

by Annoying Little Dad February 2, 2023

Metallikaren

Someone who loves metal but if a show is not at one specific venue they will go online and shit all over the show, even if they like the bands, because it's not at the one venue they prefer to go. Another example would be a 5 band bill and they love 4 bands on the show, but they complain because 1 of the 5 bands is not their cup of tea.

Oh did you see that sick tour that got announced? Yeah, but it's all the way across town a whole 7 miles from my apartment.

Dude stop being such a fucking Metallikaren

by Annoying Little Dad January 31, 2023

annoying little dad

What a nerdbang aficionado calls a very smart and funny person

Wow you're so smart and funny! You're such an annoying little dad and you're very cool too!

by Annoying Little Dad February 5, 2023

Nerdbang

Like a gangbang but with a bunch of annoying little nerds who get too excited. Everyone is way too horny and it's over almost before it began.

Are you going to the Nerdbang?

No, I'm busy that night.
So what you can do both, the nerdbang will be over in 27 seconds. And I need a ride.

by Annoying Little Dad January 31, 2023