jk

Abbrieviation of "Just Kidding". Often mistaken as an abbrieviation of "Jokes", but this is still a widely accepted form of it.

"Lyke I was jk"
"Lolmfao, jk"

by AnnoyedBlackGuy July 13, 2006

Trouserection

When you sit down with trousers on, and the fly sticks up forming the erectionesque shape.

Girl: LOLOLOL Erection!!!11
Guy: No...Trouserection.
Girl: Closet Gay.

by AnnoyedBlackGuy August 15, 2007

Chicken Sexer

A person enjoys the act of "Sexing" chickens. Often feared by normal Melbournians and Sydneysiders alike. Strikes fear into young childrens hearts. Eats emos and razor blades for breakfast. Goes by the name "Nancy" which is Vietnamese for "Anti-christ". Cool chick once you get to know her, but her trademark battle cry is "I have chickens and I ain't afraid to sex 'em." Generally this is the last thing you will hear if you do encounter her.

Scared Guy 1: "H0leh shiet tis t3h s3x0r of chekens!!!111"
Scared Guy 2: "You mean the chicken sexer"
Scared Guy 3: "May God have mercy on us all.

by AnnoyedBlackGuy July 22, 2006

Cho

A person of any nationality, who is a really dark, evil motherfucker, that seems capable of massacring people. Generally a loner, reads and death stares straight into the very fabric of your being.

Derived from the Korean dude "Cho", who massacred 32 students at Virginia Tech.

Guy 1: My god that Andy kid, he's such a Cho all he does is read all day and stroke that semi-automatic wonder...what he's gonna do with it.

Guy 2: Beats me.

Andy: My precious..Gollum kill you! Nooo..Smeagle must stop him...aaaargh!

by AnnoyedBlackGuy June 18, 2007

Msn Gang-banging

The act of inviting all ur contacts to one convo, and laughing as they try to figure out who did it. Can provide hours of fun as pointless arguments arise.
The impatient people leave 1st, then the people who fight.
People who are afk, can stay here for hours, and it has been recorded, for even days. These people generally leave their computers on 24/7.

Guy 1: Fuck John started MSN Gang-banging, and I disconnected 5 freakin' times
Guy 2: That bastard!

by AnnoyedBlackGuy July 24, 2006

xD

Internet smilie, which is now becoming completely void of any meaning whatsoever. Unfortunately, its going the same way as "lol". People are killing "xD" by: Over using it in online games (Eg 1), and putting it at the end of their online names (Eg 2).

Eg 1
Dude 1: "Dude that was lyke pwnage"
Dude 2: "xD"
Dude 1: "xD"
Dude 3: "xD"

Eg 2
"OmFgItZMexD"
"AznPrYdexD"
"BabiiAngelxD"
"XDKnightXD"

by AnnoyedBlackGuy July 18, 2006

thunder chunder

When you are feeling like absolute shit, and you vomit...and vomit and vomit, until you can't possibly vomit anymore.

"When he was punched in the gut after that fight and a couple of hundred beers, he thunder chundered"

by AnnoyedBlackGuy July 22, 2006