Definitions by Anna Norwood

Obama fashion show 

Where Michael Scott can be found when David Wallis is looking for him.

When Michael's skirting a phone call he gave me a list of places to say he is. reading the list Stopping a fight in the parking lot. An Obama fashion show. Whatever, that is. Trapped in an oil painting. I'm gonna save that one.

Obama fashion show by Anna Norwood March 15, 2009

golden ticket idea 

Michael Scott's best idea to date to promote sales. Sadly, this idea was credited to Dwight.

Michael Scott: Ok. We need, a golden ticket idea idea, to get us out of this mess.
Pam Beesly: Does that mean an idea that blows up in our faces later?
Jim Halpert: Good one.

golden ticket idea by Anna Norwood March 15, 2009

Shoe La La 

The name of the store Michael Scott plans on founding. If created, it would supply shoes to men for "all the special occasions of there lives."

I'm going to Shoe La La to get some shoes for my wedding.

Shoe La La by Anna Norwood March 15, 2009

Volvo-driving soccer moms 

A porn star (a real wild child) who retires and becomes a blonde, bland, republican wife.

Where do all the porn stars go
When the lights go down?
I think I know where all the porn stars go
They all become Volvo-driving soccer moms

Volvo-driving soccer moms by Anna Norwood February 24, 2008

Medium

Not good, not bad
Not extremly appealing.

How was your day?
Medium.

Medium by Anna Norwood February 24, 2008

Hot Morning Mess 

DC, Maryland and Virginia's best radio station's show in the morning is "The Hot Morning Mess" with formar classic personality "Teapot Tim".

Today on the Hot Morning Mess Chris Cambell through darts at Teapot Tim's ball sack.

Hot Morning Mess by Anna Norwood December 23, 2006