14 definitions by Anna LeStache
by Anna LeStache January 13, 2010
1. The identification of a person by their habitual coffee drink order.
2. A fake name used when ordering coffee drinks.
2. A fake name used when ordering coffee drinks.
1. (at coffee chain store) "They didn't ask you what drink you wanted." "Nah, they know my chai-dentity here."
2. "Why does it say 'Tom Petty' on the side of your Starbucks cup?" "Dude, that's my chai-dentity."
2. "Why does it say 'Tom Petty' on the side of your Starbucks cup?" "Dude, that's my chai-dentity."
by Anna LeStache January 10, 2010
A term for blow-drying one's hair used to express impatience by the person (typically a male) waiting for the blow-drying to be completed.
Male #1: "Dude, it's time to go. What are you waiting for?"
Male #2: "We can't leave yet. Maribelle's still in the bathroom slow-drying her hair."
Male #2: "We can't leave yet. Maribelle's still in the bathroom slow-drying her hair."
by Anna LeStache February 3, 2010
The first baby born into a group of female friends. The use of the word "beta" implies that the arrival of this child will bring out a variety of friends' personal issues and test the strength of the bonds that hold the group together.
Friend #1: "Angie never has time to go out with us anymore. She was a lot more fun before she became a mom."
Friend #2: "Uh-oh, sounds like someone's resenting the beta baby."
Friend #2: "Uh-oh, sounds like someone's resenting the beta baby."
by Anna LeStache April 20, 2011
The first baby born into a group of female friends. The use of the word "beta" implies that the arrival of this child will bring out a variety of friends' personal issues and test the strength of the bonds that hold the group together.
Friend #1: "Angie never has time to go out with us anymore. She was a lot more fun before she became a mom."
Friend #2: "Uh-oh, sounds like someone's resenting the beta baby."
Friend #2: "Uh-oh, sounds like someone's resenting the beta baby."
by Anna LeStache April 30, 2011
The mental state of a person who puts him- or herself in danger by refusing to heed evacuation warnings for Hurricane Sandy.
Resident #1: "I don't need to evacuate. These hurricane warnings are a bunch of hype."
Resident #2: "You are in deep Sandynial. Now get your crap and let's go!"
Resident #2: "You are in deep Sandynial. Now get your crap and let's go!"
by Anna LeStache October 29, 2012
A relentless pursuit to purchase a particular item, no matter what lengths or methods are required to secure it in the desired size and color. Includes sub-categories such as shoe jihad, jean jihad, etc.
"I don't care if they're sold out - I will not call off my shopping jihad until I find those Chanel flats in pink patent leather...size 9!"
by Anna LeStache February 22, 2010