Scabrosus

1. The latin word for itchy

2. A rash of scabs that appears all over your itchy nuts. Brought on by unrelenting scratching.
No wonder you got scabrosus. You never stop scratching your dam nuts.
by Angus McCracken February 08, 2020
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Island Time

Often confused with the sense that people on an island have about the.progression of time.

The correct definition refers to a specialized dump that can only be created my a certified dump master. In order to take an Island Time shit the dumper must drop at least one fully formed log into a toilet containing tidy bowl blue water whilst simultaneously urinating into the toilet. The yellow mixes with the blue creating an ocean green that the Caribbean is well known for.

If the dumper wipes and adds toilet paper to the bowl it is no longer an Island Time shit. This is why the conditions must be right and this can only be pulled off by a dump master.

It is also necessary to rise before wiping to get a view of your masterpiece from a height. Pics are not necessary but always appreciated.

Rare as an Island Time dump is it is even rarer to hear a female boast and or mention this type of specialized shit.
Man that looks like a photo from the plane when I went on Spring Break. Smell that...it is Island Time!
by Angus McCracken February 10, 2020
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Safety Plank

The wooden board you strap horizontally across your ass to prevent you from falling into the cavernous vagina your are about to slam.
I told him to use a safety plank but oh no he knew better. Dude we had to call the fire department to get him out of her vagina.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
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Cum Bubbles

What occurs when one farts immediately following having a load dropped into their ass.
The worst thing about cum bubbles is when they burst all you smell are farts.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
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Purple Headed Darth Vader

How nerds at Comic Con refer to their penis while trying to hit on other nerds.
Hey baby wanta go back to my place and check out my purple headed darth vader - the force is strong in him. Regret it you will not.
by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020
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Party Plug

Noun - Typically only found at New Years and other festive occasions where one has forgotten their butt plug but substitutes by inserting a plastic champagne cork into their anus.
Man last night was crazy. I woke up with a party plug in my ass and one stuck to my cheek.
by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020
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Panty Puke

(Verb) what happens when your girlfriend is so hammered she needs to shit and puke, but makes the wrong call on which one needs to happen first.
Cindy is stuck in the bathroom. The smell of her own shit caused her to puke into her gitch. Worst case of panty puke I ever saw. Someone should go help the poor girl.
by Angus McCracken February 12, 2020
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