Definitions by Angkong Siao Billy Ng

Konek Steam 

Konek Stim is often misinterpreted as konek steam, though its the same meaning and pronunciation its spelling is different. In order to understand the meaning we first have to look at the word "Stim" stim is shortened from the word stimulate (encourage or arouse interest or enthusiasm)... Next we have to look at the word "Konek" Konek means male genitalia or penis.

When you combine these two words Konek+Steam it automatically means Stimulated Penis which basically means Erected Penis or Penis Hard or Lanjiao Stiff or Cock Solid or Dick Firm or Prick Sturdy or Dong/Shlong Long

Thambi: Dey pundek did you saw Naomi Neo walk past us take a look at that
Billy: eh ya sia bro somemore wear very revealing
Thambi: Bro isnt she a mom
Billy: yea bro
Thambi: MY KONEK STEAM ALREADY AHH
Billy: SAME BROOO

Konek Steam by Angkong Siao Billy Ng December 2, 2024

Konek Steam 

Konek Stim is often misinterpreted as konek steam, though its the same meaning and pronunciation its spelling is different. In order to understand the meaning we first have to look at the word "Stim" stim is shortened from the word stimulate (encourage or arouse interest or enthusiasm)... Next we have to look at the word "Konek" Konek means male genitalia or penis.

When you combine these two words Konek+Steam it automatically means Stimulated Penis which basically means Erected Penis or Penis Hard or Lanjiao Stiff or Cock Solid or Dick Firm or Prick Sturdy or Dong/Shlong Long

Thambi: Dey pundek did you saw Naomi Neo walk past us take a look at that
Billy: eh ya sia bro somemore wear very revealing
Thambi: Bro isnt she a mom
Billy: yea bro
Thambi: MY KONEK STEAM ALREADY AHH
Billy: SAME BROOO

Konek Steam by Angkong Siao Billy Ng December 2, 2024

Diazepenis 

Diazepenis is an occurrence when someone consumes too much benzodiazepines and overdoses on it, this often results to erectile dysfunction. Sometimes it happens in the women's toilet and public toilets such as Orchard Gateway. Diazepenis originated from "diazepine + penis" It stemmed from clinical trials where by when an individual consumes too much benzodiazepines his penis stops getting erections which indicated erectile dysfunction. This phenomenon is commonly found in people who abuse epam and willbutrin. This occurence is not only limited to males but females too, their chao cibai stops getting aroused the same way the males cant get their penis erected.

Smelly dick: bro i took too much benzo and passed out in Orchard Gateway now my cibai cant get hard
Billy: huh? what you mean your cibai cant get hard?
Smelly dick: oh i meant my konek
Billy: damn bro you must be fucked up from the beznos cause you cant differentiate between cibai and koneks
Smelly dick: ya lah bro i got the diazepenis liao
Billy: rest in peace to your lanjiao, say goodbye to fathers day... now you shall introduce your diazepenis in Changi prison im sure all the horny convicts would love to see him.

Diazepenis by Angkong Siao Billy Ng November 25, 2024

Cigarette Boy 

Cigarette boy refers to financially cursed people that requests for cigarettes from strangers or others they have barely met. These people are often results of families that are broken due to incestuous acts. Usually cigarette boys have the thousand yard stare from witnessing their family having intercourse with each other which caused their trauma. When they request for cigarettes they often say "eh jek pinjam rokok ah sial" that is how they communicate with other people. Cigarette boy diet consists of cigarettes and urine from Changi toilet bowls. They are also coupled with the fact that they are C Bae Smeu Wee.

Cigarette boy: Eh jek pinjam rokok ah sial
Billy: fuck no im not giving your stinky inbred face any cigarettes

Cigarette Boy by Angkong Siao Billy Ng November 25, 2024

Confirm 5 Gram 

Confirm 5 gram/grams is a phrase used by people who witnessed someone acting in an odd manner. It could be but not necessarily when someone is intoxicated off stimulants. This phrase originated when someone smoked 5 grams of crystal methamphetamine at the void deck and started being aggressive while being shirtless and masturbated to passersby. Confirm 5 Gram could also be used when someone is suffering from mental illnesses though this phrase is not commonly used for that reason. People called Confirm 5 Gram are usually gone case individuals without a bright future and most likely is rotting their life away from narcotics. You could find majority these individuals being called "confirm 5 gram" at vicinities such as Punggol, Boon Lay, Yishun, Redhill, Kallang and Aljunied

Billy: woah look at that YP throwing a fit and raging, he even got shirtless and started wanking!
YP: ARGHHHHH *wank* *wank* *wank*
Kendrick: bro that guy confirm 5 gram sia
Billy: yea kendick, maybe even 10 gram

Confirm 5 Gram by Angkong Siao Billy Ng November 25, 2024

Staircase 

Do not get confused with the original word and meaning of a staircase (set of stairs). In Singapore slang its a whole other meaning. Staircases are the second best thing to "paradise" in Singapore, where people go there to meet friends, play games, get intoxicated and commit lustrous acts. Staircases are usually reserved for people to fuck and take drugs. Think of it as a hang out spot for the community to commit sins and possibly lose their tickets to the pearly white gates of heaven.

Bangla construction worker: Eh you want to go staircase hanky panky
Filipina maid: Opp course Sir i would like to puck you at da staircase
-at the staircase-
XDD: *halfway clapping cheeks* EH KANINA WHAT THE FUCK... why got 2 foreigners come here in our staircase
XMM: dont care them la, ask them join us lor so we can make one staircase orgy
XDD: ONZ LAIIIIII!!!
ampai: EH WHAT YOU ALL DOING AT STAIRCASE! EVERYONE TAKE OUT IC NOW

Staircase by Angkong Siao Billy Ng November 25, 2024

fishtank 

Fishtanks in Singapore are family friendly places where people go to for the purpose of bonding with friends or family. Often the females of the group (such as your mother) will profit monetarily and the males will lose money when visiting fishtanks.
fishtanks are typically found in Geylang and there are a variety of activities to enjoy.
When you walk in a fishtank you will be greeted by the smell of fishiness. There are plenty of fishes in the fishtanks to choose from. (why the sea when theres a fishtank) fishes are usually non-local and the origins are usually from China, Vietnam and especially Thailand which you can find both male, female and non-binary fishes.

Son: Mom, Dad for the school holiday can we visit the geylang fishtank
Dad: Why of course son, mom will make $100 and we both will lose $200 for expenses
Mom: yes, so technically its $50 for each of you... unless i work double shift so its free!!

Son: YAYY!! thanks i cant wait to tell my friends and teachers that i visited a fishtank

fishtank by Angkong Siao Billy Ng November 25, 2024