once you go black you never go back. Do not be intimidated by their ugly personality and facial features... Minahs give the best head and have the second best bussies in Singapore. Usually in order to get a minah you have to fight their matrep useless boyfriend and his secret society which are usually Teck Whye Lane, Omega and Salakau. The Minah bussy is worth the war, usually these Minahs are very fertile and can have alot of children in one go, Statistics show that teenage minahs around age 18 already have roughly 20 children, they get their first child when they are around age 12. You would be extremely lucky to find a virgin minah that would open their legs for you. (PLACES TO FIND MINAH WHORES: haji lane, Prison, DRC, ITE's and useless Neighborhood schools)
Minah characteristics:
instagram handles like baby(name) or princess(name) often the vowels are misspelled due to lack of education.
hurls a lot of malay vulgarities in everyday speech, has the signature highly arched eyebrows and is uneducated, obnoxious and unruly.
involved in crimes such as gang activities and sexual intercourse.
lazy
football jersey and elephant pants
gudang garam or sampoerna contraband cigarettes as well as vapetape/voltbar
clear spectacles
piercing and/or dyed hair
"tengok ape sial"
jedag jedug capcut edits
void decks
tiktok lives
Minah characteristics:
instagram handles like baby(name) or princess(name) often the vowels are misspelled due to lack of education.
hurls a lot of malay vulgarities in everyday speech, has the signature highly arched eyebrows and is uneducated, obnoxious and unruly.
involved in crimes such as gang activities and sexual intercourse.
lazy
football jersey and elephant pants
gudang garam or sampoerna contraband cigarettes as well as vapetape/voltbar
clear spectacles
piercing and/or dyed hair
"tengok ape sial"
jedag jedug capcut edits
void decks
tiktok lives
boyfriend: bb i going haji lane to lose my v card to a minah and get gonorrhea
girlfriend: okay i hope she gets you hard so you can come home and hopefully transmit her disease to me too :)
boyfriend: minahs are the best things ever!
(girlfriend and boyfriend in unison): SCREW ANTIBIOTICS! MINAHS FOR LIFE!!
girlfriend: okay i hope she gets you hard so you can come home and hopefully transmit her disease to me too :)
boyfriend: minahs are the best things ever!
(girlfriend and boyfriend in unison): SCREW ANTIBIOTICS! MINAHS FOR LIFE!!
by Angkong Siao Billy Ng November 24, 2024
Do not get confused with the original word and meaning of a staircase (set of stairs). In Singapore slang its a whole other meaning. Staircases are the second best thing to "paradise" in Singapore, where people go there to meet friends, play games, get intoxicated and commit lustrous acts. Staircases are usually reserved for people to fuck and take drugs. Think of it as a hang out spot for the community to commit sins and possibly lose their tickets to the pearly white gates of heaven.
Bangla construction worker: Eh you want to go staircase hanky panky
Filipina maid: Opp course Sir i would like to puck you at da staircase
-at the staircase-
XDD: *halfway clapping cheeks* EH KANINA WHAT THE FUCK... why got 2 foreigners come here in our staircase
XMM: dont care them la, ask them join us lor so we can make one staircase orgy
XDD: ONZ LAIIIIII!!!
ampai: EH WHAT YOU ALL DOING AT STAIRCASE! EVERYONE TAKE OUT IC NOW
Filipina maid: Opp course Sir i would like to puck you at da staircase
-at the staircase-
XDD: *halfway clapping cheeks* EH KANINA WHAT THE FUCK... why got 2 foreigners come here in our staircase
XMM: dont care them la, ask them join us lor so we can make one staircase orgy
XDD: ONZ LAIIIIII!!!
ampai: EH WHAT YOU ALL DOING AT STAIRCASE! EVERYONE TAKE OUT IC NOW
by Angkong Siao Billy Ng November 25, 2024
Konek Stim is often misinterpreted as konek steam, though its the same meaning and pronunciation its spelling is different. In order to understand the meaning we first have to look at the word "Stim" stim is shortened from the word stimulate (encourage or arouse interest or enthusiasm)... Next we have to look at the word "Konek" Konek means male genitalia or penis.
When you combine these two words Konek+Steam it automatically means Stimulated Penis which basically means Erected Penis or Penis Hard or Lanjiao Stiff or Cock Solid or Dick Firm or Prick Sturdy or Dong/Shlong Long
When you combine these two words Konek+Steam it automatically means Stimulated Penis which basically means Erected Penis or Penis Hard or Lanjiao Stiff or Cock Solid or Dick Firm or Prick Sturdy or Dong/Shlong Long
Thambi: Dey pundek did you saw Naomi Neo walk past us take a look at that
Billy: eh ya sia bro somemore wear very revealing
Thambi: Bro isnt she a mom
Billy: yea bro
Thambi: MY KONEK STEAM ALREADY AHH
Billy: SAME BROOO
Billy: eh ya sia bro somemore wear very revealing
Thambi: Bro isnt she a mom
Billy: yea bro
Thambi: MY KONEK STEAM ALREADY AHH
Billy: SAME BROOO
by Angkong Siao Billy Ng December 02, 2024
9912629 means "Nai Nai want to sex tonight" which indicates that an old grandmother's chao cibai/chyeebhye needs stimulating. When Nai Nais want to sex they typically host orgies in "Grandmother shops" which is a brothel for LAO AUNTIES
by Angkong Siao Billy Ng November 24, 2024
Angkong means tattoo in Singaporean men of status slang, In Singaporean culture only high-class, high SES, and well educated people get angkongs which sometimes people of royalty gets. Such angkongs include fighter dots, tiams and unalomes as well as piercings known as Goli. Dont be confused as only people of status refer to their tattoos as "angkongs" and the lower class Ah Bengs calls it tattoos. Ah Bengs and gangsters do not get tattoos in Singapore as it is a significance of power and wealth which they do not possess.
Billy: bro your mother got angkong ah?
Aiman: Ya bro she got nice angkong of a lanjiao which signifies me
Billy: WOW you guys must be financially stable sia
Aiman: Ya bro she got nice angkong of a lanjiao which signifies me
Billy: WOW you guys must be financially stable sia
by Angkong Siao Billy Ng November 24, 2024
Confirm 5 gram/grams is a phrase used by people who witnessed someone acting in an odd manner. It could be but not necessarily when someone is intoxicated off stimulants. This phrase originated when someone smoked 5 grams of crystal methamphetamine at the void deck and started being aggressive while being shirtless and masturbated to passersby. Confirm 5 Gram could also be used when someone is suffering from mental illnesses though this phrase is not commonly used for that reason. People called Confirm 5 Gram are usually gone case individuals without a bright future and most likely is rotting their life away from narcotics. You could find majority these individuals being called "confirm 5 gram" at vicinities such as Punggol, Boon Lay, Yishun, Redhill, Kallang and Aljunied
Billy: woah look at that YP throwing a fit and raging, he even got shirtless and started wanking!
YP: ARGHHHHH *wank* *wank* *wank*
Kendrick: bro that guy confirm 5 gram sia
Billy: yea kendick, maybe even 10 gram
YP: ARGHHHHH *wank* *wank* *wank*
Kendrick: bro that guy confirm 5 gram sia
Billy: yea kendick, maybe even 10 gram
by Angkong Siao Billy Ng November 25, 2024
Konek Stim is often misinterpreted as konek steam, though its the same meaning and pronunciation its spelling is different. In order to understand the meaning we first have to look at the word "Stim" stim is shortened from the word stimulate (encourage or arouse interest or enthusiasm)... Next we have to look at the word "Konek" Konek means male genitalia or penis.
When you combine these two words Konek+Steam it automatically means Stimulated Penis which basically means Erected Penis or Penis Hard or Lanjiao Stiff or Cock Solid or Dick Firm or Prick Sturdy or Dong/Shlong Long
When you combine these two words Konek+Steam it automatically means Stimulated Penis which basically means Erected Penis or Penis Hard or Lanjiao Stiff or Cock Solid or Dick Firm or Prick Sturdy or Dong/Shlong Long
Thambi: Dey pundek did you saw Naomi Neo walk past us take a look at that
Billy: eh ya sia bro somemore wear very revealing
Thambi: Bro isnt she a mom
Billy: yea bro
Thambi: MY KONEK STEAM ALREADY AHH
Billy: SAME BROOO
Billy: eh ya sia bro somemore wear very revealing
Thambi: Bro isnt she a mom
Billy: yea bro
Thambi: MY KONEK STEAM ALREADY AHH
Billy: SAME BROOO
by Angkong Siao Billy Ng December 02, 2024