C Bae Smeu Wee means something you refer to as smelly particularly fat girls ccb also known as Chao Ci Bai.
by Angkong Siao Billy Ng November 24, 2024
Konek Stim is often misinterpreted as konek steam, though its the same meaning and pronunciation its spelling is different. In order to understand the meaning we first have to look at the word "Stim" stim is shortened from the word stimulate (encourage or arouse interest or enthusiasm)... Next we have to look at the word "Konek" Konek means male genitalia or penis.
When you combine these two words Konek+Steam it automatically means Stimulated Penis which basically means Erected Penis or Penis Hard or Lanjiao Stiff or Cock Solid or Dick Firm or Prick Sturdy or Dong/Shlong Long
When you combine these two words Konek+Steam it automatically means Stimulated Penis which basically means Erected Penis or Penis Hard or Lanjiao Stiff or Cock Solid or Dick Firm or Prick Sturdy or Dong/Shlong Long
Thambi: Dey pundek did you saw Naomi Neo walk past us take a look at that
Billy: eh ya sia bro somemore wear very revealing
Thambi: Bro isnt she a mom
Billy: yea bro
Thambi: MY KONEK STEAM ALREADY AHH
Billy: SAME BROOO
Billy: eh ya sia bro somemore wear very revealing
Thambi: Bro isnt she a mom
Billy: yea bro
Thambi: MY KONEK STEAM ALREADY AHH
Billy: SAME BROOO
by Angkong Siao Billy Ng December 02, 2024
Konek Stim is often misinterpreted as konek steam, though its the same meaning and pronunciation its spelling is different. In order to understand the meaning we first have to look at the word "Stim" stim is shortened from the word stimulate (encourage or arouse interest or enthusiasm)... Next we have to look at the word "Konek" Konek means male genitalia or penis.
When you combine these two words Konek+Steam it automatically means Stimulated Penis which basically means Erected Penis or Penis Hard or Lanjiao Stiff or Cock Solid or Dick Firm or Prick Sturdy or Dong/Shlong Long
When you combine these two words Konek+Steam it automatically means Stimulated Penis which basically means Erected Penis or Penis Hard or Lanjiao Stiff or Cock Solid or Dick Firm or Prick Sturdy or Dong/Shlong Long
Thambi: Dey pundek did you saw Naomi Neo walk past us take a look at that
Billy: eh ya sia bro somemore wear very revealing
Thambi: Bro isnt she a mom
Billy: yea bro
Thambi: MY KONEK STEAM ALREADY AHH
Billy: SAME BROOO
Billy: eh ya sia bro somemore wear very revealing
Thambi: Bro isnt she a mom
Billy: yea bro
Thambi: MY KONEK STEAM ALREADY AHH
Billy: SAME BROOO
by Angkong Siao Billy Ng December 02, 2024
Fishtanks in Singapore are family friendly places where people go to for the purpose of bonding with friends or family. Often the females of the group (such as your mother) will profit monetarily and the males will lose money when visiting fishtanks.
fishtanks are typically found in Geylang and there are a variety of activities to enjoy.
When you walk in a fishtank you will be greeted by the smell of fishiness. There are plenty of fishes in the fishtanks to choose from. (why the sea when theres a fishtank) fishes are usually non-local and the origins are usually from China, Vietnam and especially Thailand which you can find both male, female and non-binary fishes.
fishtanks are typically found in Geylang and there are a variety of activities to enjoy.
When you walk in a fishtank you will be greeted by the smell of fishiness. There are plenty of fishes in the fishtanks to choose from. (why the sea when theres a fishtank) fishes are usually non-local and the origins are usually from China, Vietnam and especially Thailand which you can find both male, female and non-binary fishes.
Son: Mom, Dad for the school holiday can we visit the geylang fishtank
Dad: Why of course son, mom will make $100 and we both will lose $200 for expenses
Mom: yes, so technically its $50 for each of you... unless i work double shift so its free!!
Son: YAYY!! thanks i cant wait to tell my friends and teachers that i visited a fishtank
Dad: Why of course son, mom will make $100 and we both will lose $200 for expenses
Mom: yes, so technically its $50 for each of you... unless i work double shift so its free!!
Son: YAYY!! thanks i cant wait to tell my friends and teachers that i visited a fishtank
by Angkong Siao Billy Ng November 25, 2024
Diazepenis is an occurrence when someone consumes too much benzodiazepines and overdoses on it, this often results to erectile dysfunction. Sometimes it happens in the women's toilet and public toilets such as Orchard Gateway. Diazepenis originated from "diazepine + penis" It stemmed from clinical trials where by when an individual consumes too much benzodiazepines his penis stops getting erections which indicated erectile dysfunction. This phenomenon is commonly found in people who abuse epam and willbutrin. This occurence is not only limited to males but females too, their chao cibai stops getting aroused the same way the males cant get their penis erected.
Smelly dick: bro i took too much benzo and passed out in Orchard Gateway now my cibai cant get hard
Billy: huh? what you mean your cibai cant get hard?
Smelly dick: oh i meant my konek
Billy: damn bro you must be fucked up from the beznos cause you cant differentiate between cibai and koneks
Smelly dick: ya lah bro i got the diazepenis liao
Billy: rest in peace to your lanjiao, say goodbye to fathers day... now you shall introduce your diazepenis in Changi prison im sure all the horny convicts would love to see him.
Billy: huh? what you mean your cibai cant get hard?
Smelly dick: oh i meant my konek
Billy: damn bro you must be fucked up from the beznos cause you cant differentiate between cibai and koneks
Smelly dick: ya lah bro i got the diazepenis liao
Billy: rest in peace to your lanjiao, say goodbye to fathers day... now you shall introduce your diazepenis in Changi prison im sure all the horny convicts would love to see him.
by Angkong Siao Billy Ng November 25, 2024
9912629 means "Nai Nai want to sex tonight" which indicates that an old grandmother's chao cibai/chyeebhye needs stimulating. When Nai Nais want to sex they typically host orgies in "Grandmother shops" which is a brothel for LAO AUNTIES
by Angkong Siao Billy Ng November 24, 2024
once you go black you never go back. Do not be intimidated by their ugly personality and facial features... Minahs give the best head and have the second best bussies in Singapore. Usually in order to get a minah you have to fight their matrep useless boyfriend and his secret society which are usually Teck Whye Lane, Omega and Salakau. The Minah bussy is worth the war, usually these Minahs are very fertile and can have alot of children in one go, Statistics show that teenage minahs around age 18 already have roughly 20 children, they get their first child when they are around age 12. You would be extremely lucky to find a virgin minah that would open their legs for you. (PLACES TO FIND MINAH WHORES: haji lane, Prison, DRC, ITE's and useless Neighborhood schools)
Minah characteristics:
instagram handles like baby(name) or princess(name) often the vowels are misspelled due to lack of education.
hurls a lot of malay vulgarities in everyday speech, has the signature highly arched eyebrows and is uneducated, obnoxious and unruly.
involved in crimes such as gang activities and sexual intercourse.
lazy
football jersey and elephant pants
gudang garam or sampoerna contraband cigarettes as well as vapetape/voltbar
clear spectacles
piercing and/or dyed hair
"tengok ape sial"
jedag jedug capcut edits
void decks
tiktok lives
Minah characteristics:
instagram handles like baby(name) or princess(name) often the vowels are misspelled due to lack of education.
hurls a lot of malay vulgarities in everyday speech, has the signature highly arched eyebrows and is uneducated, obnoxious and unruly.
involved in crimes such as gang activities and sexual intercourse.
lazy
football jersey and elephant pants
gudang garam or sampoerna contraband cigarettes as well as vapetape/voltbar
clear spectacles
piercing and/or dyed hair
"tengok ape sial"
jedag jedug capcut edits
void decks
tiktok lives
boyfriend: bb i going haji lane to lose my v card to a minah and get gonorrhea
girlfriend: okay i hope she gets you hard so you can come home and hopefully transmit her disease to me too :)
boyfriend: minahs are the best things ever!
(girlfriend and boyfriend in unison): SCREW ANTIBIOTICS! MINAHS FOR LIFE!!
girlfriend: okay i hope she gets you hard so you can come home and hopefully transmit her disease to me too :)
boyfriend: minahs are the best things ever!
(girlfriend and boyfriend in unison): SCREW ANTIBIOTICS! MINAHS FOR LIFE!!
by Angkong Siao Billy Ng November 25, 2024