Angkong Siao Billy Ng's definitions

Minah

once you go black you never go back. Do not be intimidated by their ugly personality and facial features... Minahs give the best head and have the second best bussies in Singapore. Usually in order to get a minah you have to fight their matrep useless boyfriend and his secret society which are usually Teck Whye Lane, Omega and Salakau. The Minah bussy is worth the war, usually these Minahs are very fertile and can have alot of children in one go, Statistics show that teenage minahs around age 18 already have roughly 20 children, they get their first child when they are around age 12. You would be extremely lucky to find a virgin minah that would open their legs for you. (PLACES TO FIND MINAH WHORES: haji lane, Prison, DRC, ITE's and useless Neighborhood schools)

Minah characteristics:

instagram handles like baby(name) or princess(name) often the vowels are misspelled due to lack of education.
hurls a lot of malay vulgarities in everyday speech, has the signature highly arched eyebrows and is uneducated, obnoxious and unruly.

involved in crimes such as gang activities and sexual intercourse.

lazy
football jersey and elephant pants

gudang garam or sampoerna contraband cigarettes as well as vapetape/voltbar
clear spectacles
piercing and/or dyed hair
"tengok ape sial"
jedag jedug capcut edits
void decks
tiktok lives

boyfriend: bb i going haji lane to lose my v card to a minah and get gonorrhea
girlfriend: okay i hope she gets you hard so you can come home and hopefully transmit her disease to me too :)
boyfriend: minahs are the best things ever!
(girlfriend and boyfriend in unison): SCREW ANTIBIOTICS! MINAHS FOR LIFE!!

by Angkong Siao Billy Ng November 24, 2024

self claim

Self Claiming is an act where someone who falsely claim that they are part of a secret society usually by showing their hand signs which represents a certain gang which they are not from in Singapore, These people are often subject to angkat paiseh as a punishment which is a SG slang that hooligans made up which means kneel down and beg for forgiveness. (if a fine xmm girl with angkong ask me to do it i would because i want to, not cause yall are intimidating as you imagine) Self Claiming is usually a result of insecure people usually of the darker shade because they may not have loving parents at home therefore they look up to gangsters whose mothers syphilis infested ccb are most likely being sold at Geylang for 1 hr 2 shots $350 incall. If you self claim you likely have a PSLE combined score of 100 and is in the NT stream and Institute of Technical Education where by most people go there to meet more like minded individuals to take drugs and go inside Changi

Billy: cibai dont self claim ah
non-educated individual: LIMPEH AIRPORT KIA, OMEGA, SARAJUMBO, TECK WHYE LANE, ANG SOON TONG, HAI LOK SAN, SIO YI HO AHHHH!!!!!

by Angkong Siao Billy Ng November 24, 2024

Cigarette Boy

Cigarette boy refers to financially cursed people that requests for cigarettes from strangers or others they have barely met. These people are often results of families that are broken due to incestuous acts. Usually cigarette boys have the thousand yard stare from witnessing their family having intercourse with each other which caused their trauma. When they request for cigarettes they often say "eh jek pinjam rokok ah sial" that is how they communicate with other people. Cigarette boy diet consists of cigarettes and urine from Changi toilet bowls. They are also coupled with the fact that they are C Bae Smeu Wee.

Cigarette boy: Eh jek pinjam rokok ah sial
Billy: fuck no im not giving your stinky inbred face any cigarettes

by Angkong Siao Billy Ng November 25, 2024

9912629

9912629 means "Nai Nai want to sex tonight" which indicates that an old grandmother's chao cibai/chyeebhye needs stimulating. When Nai Nais want to sex they typically host orgies in "Grandmother shops" which is a brothel for LAO AUNTIES

Horny Teen: Nai Nai are you going to the grandmother shop?
Grandmother/Nai Nai: Yes because 9912629

by Angkong Siao Billy Ng November 24, 2024

Konek Steam

Konek Stim is often misinterpreted as konek steam, though its the same meaning and pronunciation its spelling is different. In order to understand the meaning we first have to look at the word "Stim" stim is shortened from the word stimulate (encourage or arouse interest or enthusiasm)... Next we have to look at the word "Konek" Konek means male genitalia or penis.

When you combine these two words Konek+Steam it automatically means Stimulated Penis which basically means Erected Penis or Penis Hard or Lanjiao Stiff or Cock Solid or Dick Firm or Prick Sturdy or Dong/Shlong Long

Thambi: Dey pundek did you saw Naomi Neo walk past us take a look at that
Billy: eh ya sia bro somemore wear very revealing
Thambi: Bro isnt she a mom
Billy: yea bro
Thambi: MY KONEK STEAM ALREADY AHH
Billy: SAME BROOO

by Angkong Siao Billy Ng December 2, 2024

Angkong

Angkong means tattoo in Singaporean men of status slang, In Singaporean culture only high-class, high SES, and well educated people get angkongs which sometimes people of royalty gets. Such angkongs include fighter dots, tiams and unalomes as well as piercings known as Goli. Dont be confused as only people of status refer to their tattoos as "angkongs" and the lower class Ah Bengs calls it tattoos. Ah Bengs and gangsters do not get tattoos in Singapore as it is a significance of power and wealth which they do not possess.

Billy: bro your mother got angkong ah?
Aiman: Ya bro she got nice angkong of a lanjiao which signifies me
Billy: WOW you guys must be financially stable sia

by Angkong Siao Billy Ng November 24, 2024

Diazepenis

Diazepenis is an occurrence when someone consumes too much benzodiazepines and overdoses on it, this often results to erectile dysfunction. Sometimes it happens in the women's toilet and public toilets such as Orchard Gateway. Diazepenis originated from "diazepine + penis" It stemmed from clinical trials where by when an individual consumes too much benzodiazepines his penis stops getting erections which indicated erectile dysfunction. This phenomenon is commonly found in people who abuse epam and willbutrin. This occurence is not only limited to males but females too, their chao cibai stops getting aroused the same way the males cant get their penis erected.

Smelly dick: bro i took too much benzo and passed out in Orchard Gateway now my cibai cant get hard
Billy: huh? what you mean your cibai cant get hard?
Smelly dick: oh i meant my konek
Billy: damn bro you must be fucked up from the beznos cause you cant differentiate between cibai and koneks
Smelly dick: ya lah bro i got the diazepenis liao
Billy: rest in peace to your lanjiao, say goodbye to fathers day... now you shall introduce your diazepenis in Changi prison im sure all the horny convicts would love to see him.

by Angkong Siao Billy Ng November 25, 2024