Angkong Siao Billy Ng's definitions

self claim

Self Claiming is an act where someone who falsely claim that they are part of a secret society usually by showing their hand signs which represents a certain gang which they are not from in Singapore, These people are often subject to angkat paiseh as a punishment which is a SG slang that hooligans made up which means kneel down and beg for forgiveness. (if a fine xmm girl with angkong ask me to do it i would because i want to, not cause yall are intimidating as you imagine) Self Claiming is usually a result of insecure people usually of the darker shade because they may not have loving parents at home therefore they look up to gangsters whose mothers syphilis infested ccb are most likely being sold at Geylang for 1 hr 2 shots $350 incall. If you self claim you likely have a PSLE combined score of 100 and is in the NT stream and Institute of Technical Education where by most people go there to meet more like minded individuals to take drugs and go inside Changi

Billy: cibai dont self claim ah
non-educated individual: LIMPEH AIRPORT KIA, OMEGA, SARAJUMBO, TECK WHYE LANE, ANG SOON TONG, HAI LOK SAN, SIO YI HO AHHHH!!!!!

by Angkong Siao Billy Ng November 24, 2024

Staircase

Do not get confused with the original word and meaning of a staircase (set of stairs). In Singapore slang its a whole other meaning. Staircases are the second best thing to "paradise" in Singapore, where people go there to meet friends, play games, get intoxicated and commit lustrous acts. Staircases are usually reserved for people to fuck and take drugs. Think of it as a hang out spot for the community to commit sins and possibly lose their tickets to the pearly white gates of heaven.

Bangla construction worker: Eh you want to go staircase hanky panky
Filipina maid: Opp course Sir i would like to puck you at da staircase
-at the staircase-
XDD: *halfway clapping cheeks* EH KANINA WHAT THE FUCK... why got 2 foreigners come here in our staircase
XMM: dont care them la, ask them join us lor so we can make one staircase orgy
XDD: ONZ LAIIIIII!!!
ampai: EH WHAT YOU ALL DOING AT STAIRCASE! EVERYONE TAKE OUT IC NOW

by Angkong Siao Billy Ng November 25, 2024

Minah

once you go black you never go back. Do not be intimidated by their ugly personality and facial features... Minahs give the best head and have the second best bussies in Singapore. Usually in order to get a minah you have to fight their matrep useless boyfriend and his secret society which are usually Teck Whye Lane, Omega and Salakau. The Minah bussy is worth the war, usually these Minahs are very fertile and can have alot of children in one go, Statistics show that teenage minahs around age 18 already have roughly 20 children, they get their first child when they are around age 12. You would be extremely lucky to find a virgin minah that would open their legs for you. (PLACES TO FIND MINAH WHORES: haji lane, Prison, DRC, ITE's and useless Neighborhood schools)

Minah characteristics:

instagram handles like baby(name) or princess(name) often the vowels are misspelled due to lack of education.
hurls a lot of malay vulgarities in everyday speech, has the signature highly arched eyebrows and is uneducated, obnoxious and unruly.

involved in crimes such as gang activities and sexual intercourse.

lazy
football jersey and elephant pants

gudang garam or sampoerna contraband cigarettes as well as vapetape/voltbar
clear spectacles
piercing and/or dyed hair
"tengok ape sial"
jedag jedug capcut edits
void decks
tiktok lives

boyfriend: bb i going haji lane to lose my v card to a minah and get gonorrhea
girlfriend: okay i hope she gets you hard so you can come home and hopefully transmit her disease to me too :)
boyfriend: minahs are the best things ever!
(girlfriend and boyfriend in unison): SCREW ANTIBIOTICS! MINAHS FOR LIFE!!

by Angkong Siao Billy Ng November 24, 2024

Konek Steam

Konek Stim is often misinterpreted as konek steam, though its the same meaning and pronunciation its spelling is different. In order to understand the meaning we first have to look at the word "Stim" stim is shortened from the word stimulate (encourage or arouse interest or enthusiasm)... Next we have to look at the word "Konek" Konek means male genitalia or penis.

When you combine these two words Konek+Steam it automatically means Stimulated Penis which basically means Erected Penis or Penis Hard or Lanjiao Stiff or Cock Solid or Dick Firm or Prick Sturdy or Dong/Shlong Long

Thambi: Dey pundek did you saw Naomi Neo walk past us take a look at that
Billy: eh ya sia bro somemore wear very revealing
Thambi: Bro isnt she a mom
Billy: yea bro
Thambi: MY KONEK STEAM ALREADY AHH
Billy: SAME BROOO

by Angkong Siao Billy Ng December 2, 2024

Diazepenis

Diazepenis is an occurrence when someone consumes too much benzodiazepines and overdoses on it, this often results to erectile dysfunction. Sometimes it happens in the women's toilet and public toilets such as Orchard Gateway. Diazepenis originated from "diazepine + penis" It stemmed from clinical trials where by when an individual consumes too much benzodiazepines his penis stops getting erections which indicated erectile dysfunction. This phenomenon is commonly found in people who abuse epam and willbutrin. This occurence is not only limited to males but females too, their chao cibai stops getting aroused the same way the males cant get their penis erected.

Smelly dick: bro i took too much benzo and passed out in Orchard Gateway now my cibai cant get hard
Billy: huh? what you mean your cibai cant get hard?
Smelly dick: oh i meant my konek
Billy: damn bro you must be fucked up from the beznos cause you cant differentiate between cibai and koneks
Smelly dick: ya lah bro i got the diazepenis liao
Billy: rest in peace to your lanjiao, say goodbye to fathers day... now you shall introduce your diazepenis in Changi prison im sure all the horny convicts would love to see him.

by Angkong Siao Billy Ng November 25, 2024

Confirm 5 Gram

Confirm 5 gram/grams is a phrase used by people who witnessed someone acting in an odd manner. It could be but not necessarily when someone is intoxicated off stimulants. This phrase originated when someone smoked 5 grams of crystal methamphetamine at the void deck and started being aggressive while being shirtless and masturbated to passersby. Confirm 5 Gram could also be used when someone is suffering from mental illnesses though this phrase is not commonly used for that reason. People called Confirm 5 Gram are usually gone case individuals without a bright future and most likely is rotting their life away from narcotics. You could find majority these individuals being called "confirm 5 gram" at vicinities such as Punggol, Boon Lay, Yishun, Redhill, Kallang and Aljunied

Billy: woah look at that YP throwing a fit and raging, he even got shirtless and started wanking!
YP: ARGHHHHH *wank* *wank* *wank*
Kendrick: bro that guy confirm 5 gram sia
Billy: yea kendick, maybe even 10 gram

by Angkong Siao Billy Ng November 25, 2024

Cigarette Boy

Cigarette boy refers to financially cursed people that requests for cigarettes from strangers or others they have barely met. These people are often results of families that are broken due to incestuous acts. Usually cigarette boys have the thousand yard stare from witnessing their family having intercourse with each other which caused their trauma. When they request for cigarettes they often say "eh jek pinjam rokok ah sial" that is how they communicate with other people. Cigarette boy diet consists of cigarettes and urine from Changi toilet bowls. They are also coupled with the fact that they are C Bae Smeu Wee.

Cigarette boy: Eh jek pinjam rokok ah sial
Billy: fuck no im not giving your stinky inbred face any cigarettes

by Angkong Siao Billy Ng November 25, 2024