AndyTheROo's definitions

Brilf

Bridesmaid I'd love to facebook. As defined by Russell Howard to describe Pippa Middleton.

Listen Wills, I know you're my brother and all, but I'm gonna have a crack at Kate's sister, she's a real brilf.

by AndyTheRoo May 31, 2011

Bass Rape

The process whereby a person obsesses over the amount of bass that their sound system can produce to such an extent that any song they play is completely unrecognisable.

Popular among gary boys, chavs and douchebags in general.

My brother has been playing Hits From The Bong all weekend and I only realised yesterday because of all the bass rape

by AndyTheRoo January 23, 2011

Drop a clanger

To say something innocent in an unfortunate context that causes it to become hurtful or otherwise controversial.

"These two guys are gay"
"Thanks for letting me know, it doesn't bother me but I wouldn't want to drop a clanger"

by AndyTheROo November 30, 2011

Confirmed Sausage Fest

An event in which it is guaranteed and widely known that no females will be present. Commonly used to describe poker nights, sci-fi marathons and LAN parties.

Man, I'm not going to Connor's curry night, it's a confirmed sausage fest

by AndyTheRoo May 12, 2011

Franchise Drag

The resistance in popularity created by a film which is good in itself being attributed to a popular franchise, this dragging the overall quality of the film down.

Terminator Salvation would be good, if it was just called Salvation, and preferably didn't involve Christian Bale. Tacking it on after Rise Of The Machines contributed a vast amount of franchise drag.

by AndyTheRoo October 19, 2010