Fifteen-and-a-half

The age that a girl is often most sexually appealing, but is 6 months too young to legally engage in intercourse (in Britain)

"She was fifteen-and-a-half, I mean what's six months? And she looked a lot older in that basque."

by Andy Tiger May 26, 2005

right laugh

Something being particularly funny or entertaining.

"You should film up her skirt and put it on the internet, it'll be a right laugh!"

by Andy Tiger May 26, 2005

spade

A sturdy digging tool having a thick handle and a heavy, flat blade that can be pressed into the ground with the foot, that is usually called by its proper term

"I call a spade a 'spade'"

by Andy Tiger May 26, 2005

premier league

Used to describe something as being of the highest quality.

"Oh that is Premier League. Ten on ten."

by Andy Tiger May 26, 2005

northern magic

Masturbation performed by someone of northern origin.

"Now then our kid, I could do with some northern magic"
"Ey up cocker, have you had any northern magic today?"
"Eee by gum, you were having a northern magic!"

by Andy Tiger May 26, 2005

congrats

Abbreviation for 'congratulations'

"Jon, congrats on the RC job"

by Andy Tiger May 26, 2005

Hull one-two

An uncommon fight move sometimes pulled by people from Hull, East Yorkshire. Involves a jab with one hand ('one') before a swift punch with the other ('two')

"Leave it out or I'll give you the old Hull one-two"

by Andy Tiger May 26, 2005