Andy Tiger's definitions

nasty bastard

A canine that is particularly troublesome when trying to be forced into a car.

"You were having a bit of trouble getting that dog into the car the other night weren't you, right nasty bastard!"

by Andy Tiger May 29, 2005

right laugh

Something being particularly funny or entertaining.

"You should film up her skirt and put it on the internet, it'll be a right laugh!"

by Andy Tiger May 29, 2005

numbers

male genitalia, specifically the testicles

"What are you doing to your numbers?"
"Scratching them, they're giving me an itch"

by Andy Tiger May 29, 2005

congrats

Abbreviation for 'congratulations'

"Jon, congrats on the RC job"

by Andy Tiger May 29, 2005

Spittin' Feathers

Thirsty or dry-mouthed and in need of a drink, possibly because a parrot has been massacred and the resulting feathers have landed in the mouth so a drink is required to restore moistness.

"Brew up cocker, I'm spittin' feathers here"

by Andy Tiger May 29, 2005

falcon

Mis-pronunciation for the word vulcan, particularly common for people with a Belfast accent.

"I was on the Enterprise and this falcon stole my lucky charms"

by Andy Tiger July 20, 2008

Fifteen-and-a-half

The age that a girl is often most sexually appealing, but is 6 months too young to legally engage in intercourse (in Britain)

"She was fifteen-and-a-half, I mean what's six months? And she looked a lot older in that basque."

by Andy Tiger May 29, 2005