seeing pink

A pathological state of free-floating anger, the afflicted individual never far from seeing red, i.e. losing his/her temper.

Schoolkid #1: "Uh-oh, Mr Lee looks like he's seeing red!"

Schoolkid #2: "Meh... that old bastard is permanently seeing pink, don't take much to set him off..."

by Andy Sword June 19, 2011

Feargal-Sharkey

Derogatory rhyming slang for a dark-skinned non-caucasian, especially those of African or Subcontinental Indian descent.

Feargal Sharkey is an Irish pop singer who found fame in the '70s and '80s.

That Beyonce Knowles is a bit of alright for a Feargal-Sharkey, ain't she, eh!?

by Andy Sword January 06, 2009

binwards

Alternatively 'binward.' In the direction of the bin, meaning either literally into the trash, or figuratively toward obscurity. Figuratively is more fun.

Those boyband chart wannabes are headed in one direction - binwards!

by Andy Sword November 16, 2010

carnal hobbyist

A fun-polite description of anyone, male or female, who indulges him/herself with a series of casual sexual partners.

Well, y'know 'slut' is a nasty word. I'd call her a carnal hobbyist!

by Andy Sword January 06, 2009

Oscarworthy

Deserving an Academy Award. Obviously can apply to a Hollywood movie performance; but more fun when attributed to everyday malingering.

I was supposed to work this entire weekend, but I made an Oscarworthy job of convincing the boss that I'm suffering from exhaustion!

by Andy Sword January 10, 2009

bastering

A corruption of the colloquial nonword adjective 'bastarding,' commonly used by one in the throes of a sudden effusive rage.

Most frequently pronounced without the g, i.e. basterin'.

How many fucking times do I have to trip over that cunting rug before someone MOVES the bastering thing?!?

by Andy Sword October 09, 2009

Fawlty Syndrome

A curious phenomenon whereby an individual will find themselves (in) a job or profession, involving activities and duties contrary to their personalities and preferences - such as a hotelier who has no liking or even patience for people.

My kid's teacher seems to hate children! Fawlty Syndrome, who could explain it?

by Andy Sword March 03, 2011