Andy Sword's definitions

hoe-mance

A sickeningly sentimental and exclusive too-close friendship 'twixt two adult females.

Jeez, Deborah and Lisa's pukey we-hate-men hoe-mance makes my teeth itch!

by Andy Sword June 21, 2016

wondow

A metaphysical window to something or somewhere wonderful or wondrous. The sort of thing you might find described in supernatural themed novels or in the conversation of stoners.

I dunno what the hell ya dropped in my drink, but I floated through a wondow and didn't wanna come back!

by Andy Sword November 6, 2010

Oscarworthy

Deserving an Academy Award. Obviously can apply to a Hollywood movie performance; but more fun when attributed to everyday malingering.

I was supposed to work this entire weekend, but I made an Oscarworthy job of convincing the boss that I'm suffering from exhaustion!

by Andy Sword January 10, 2009

straddleworthy

Sexually desirable. Intended for use by women to describe men. Especially me LOL! I was delighted to see that no-one coined this before me. Yayee!

Yeah, he's a jerk, but I'll let that go, 'cos he's toooootally straddleworthy!!

by Andy Sword January 5, 2009

carnal hobbyist

A fun-polite description of anyone, male or female, who indulges him/herself with a series of casual sexual partners.

Well, y'know 'slut' is a nasty word. I'd call her a carnal hobbyist!

by Andy Sword January 6, 2009

binwards

Alternatively 'binward.' In the direction of the bin, meaning either literally into the trash, or figuratively toward obscurity. Figuratively is more fun.

Those boyband chart wannabes are headed in one direction - binwards!

by Andy Sword November 16, 2010

seeing pink

A pathological state of free-floating anger, the afflicted individual never far from seeing red, i.e. losing his/her temper.

Schoolkid #1: "Uh-oh, Mr Lee looks like he's seeing red!"

Schoolkid #2: "Meh... that old bastard is permanently seeing pink, don't take much to set him off..."

by Andy Sword June 19, 2011