Andy K's definitions
A new method of birth control where a micro chip is placed in a woman's vagina after intercourse. If 30 days passes, and there is no sign of a baby, the microchip will deactivate and be shitten out. If a baby is forming, the glutton will begin eating the baby. If the baby does not die from partial eating, the glutton will consume the entire thing, completely painless, but slightly ticklish to the woman.
by Andy K April 18, 2004
Get the Vaginal Gluttonmug. When people try to make their sex look like different weather patterns.
For example... to weather rain, is to piss on your partner, to weather snow is to jizz on your partner, to weather a thunder storm is rough sex with whips and chains
For example... to weather rain, is to piss on your partner, to weather snow is to jizz on your partner, to weather a thunder storm is rough sex with whips and chains
by Andy K April 6, 2004
Get the Weatheringmug. by Andy K May 11, 2004
Get the Red Hot Shishkabobmug. A girl (so she says) from Worcester Massachusetts named Amanda. This knickname refers to the fact that she looks like a cross between Chubaka and Pumba.
by Andy K March 25, 2004
Get the Chumbamug. Santa spends the whole year deciding whose been good and whose been bad. This means he can only have sex the day after xmas, because the next day he must go right back to work again. Mrs. Clause has gone the whole year un-fucked, so at this point, there is much dust in her vagina. Because of all of the Chimneys Santa has gone down, he is not afraid. But because he has been down so many Chimneys, there is black soot and marijuana resine on his penis. When he fucks Mrs. Clause, her dust is replaced with soot and marijuana resine.
Santa's Chimney Dilema is the grossest thing I've ever heard of, I like the Easter Bunny absense of toilet dilema better.
by Andy K September 15, 2006
Get the Santa's Chimney Dilemamug. by Andy K March 28, 2004
Get the pork flapmug. by Andy K March 24, 2004
Get the flaming fuckmug.