Andy K's definitions

Queef Shower

When a man is eating out a woman and she has a very juicy queef that splatters in his face.

Yo, I was eating this bitch and she gave me a queef shower so I smacked her and went home.

by Andy K April 21, 2004

Red Hot Shishkabob

A concom lubricated with Frank's Redhot Sauce.

Honey, are you up for a few Red Hot Shishkabobs tonight?

by Andy K May 11, 2004

Wrinkle Pounding

Titty fucking an old lady and using her loose skin as a condom

Im gonna go wrinkle pound your grandma.

by Andy K May 16, 2004

Mashitty

a large knife (much like a machete) specialized for cutting open one's asshole in order to cure his or her constipation when the pills just aren't working

Goddamn, I had too many bean borritos, Im gonna need a mashitty.

by Andy K May 19, 2004

flaming fuck

When a man blindfold a woman and instead of fucking her, he maturbates her with a lit cigar

Yo, I gave that chick a flaming fuck she'll never forget.

by Andy K March 24, 2004

Chumba

A girl (so she says) from Worcester Massachusetts named Amanda. This knickname refers to the fact that she looks like a cross between Chubaka and Pumba.

Hey dude, Chumba's coming over, get ready for some cheap head.

by Andy K March 25, 2004

pork flap

excess skin hanging from the pussy
See beef curtain

Dude, ur moms pork flap is huge!

by Andy K March 28, 2004