Andy J's definitions

probalation

In short it means Premature Ejaculation.
To be said very quickly, deeply & softly

"So what seems to be the problem"
"I...er...have....probaltion

by Andy J May 13, 2005

snib

A crazy word i swear my mum invented that apparently means to lock or latch a door or window from the inside.
.....utter bullshit!

Make sure you snib the door when you come home tonight

by Andy J August 23, 2005

Small Kid

Small kid..small kid..One struggles to describe the kiddy-ness.. A bit doig, a bit Fish. Burden tay you may ask? Think of a beige Nissan with spray-painted blue rims. What kind of monkey rat pudding would do that.... a Small Kid, that's who...Getting the picture?
See also: Jimmy B

"Jimmy B, You are a such a f**king small kid!"

by Andy J January 6, 2005

reverse munger

To sit on the toilet backwards, facing the cistern. This allows you to crap on the porcelain & not in the water. Why would you want to do this? If you were dragged along to a party at the house of someone you didn't like & you were bored.

"I just took a reverse munger in ya farken dunny bitch!"

by Andy J January 10, 2005

Munt

Vomit, Spew, Chunder, Chuck, Yarn, scky

"I'm goin' out the back for a munt!"

by Andy J January 5, 2005

fish

Any single noun that exists

"Pass me the fish"
"don't you look at me like that with those fish"
"I need to take a fish"
"who's read my fish"
"get my fish into ya"
Get the idea FIIUUSSHH??!!??

by Andy J January 5, 2005

bodger

1. Relating to something crap.
2. Speaking in a deep retarded voice for no reason

1. "Yeah that Thai food last night was a bit Bodger"
2. "Stop talking to me in that Bodger voice"

by Andy J January 5, 2005