Definitions by Andross 1978

Pussy Clart Points 

Penalty points bestowed upon a gentleman driver by his female companion for unmanly driving.

"You cut in too early you Pussy Clart, now we're be stuck in this lane for hours"

"Why you let him in for? Man up! Thats 3 points"

"You kept me waiting in the cold for 5 minutes, thats 10 Pussy Clart points"

"I'm going to tell everyone we're late because you drove like a Pussy Clart"

Pussy Clart Points by Andross 1978 March 9, 2010

Grimacing Grint 

A fool who has lost complete control of the situation, and is well aware that his Goose has been cooked - yet is powerless to change the enevitable.

He drank 4 Pints and 7 Jaeger Bombs last night, and now he's in work, that boy is a proper Grimacing Grint.

Grimacing Grint by Andross 1978 December 22, 2008

bangers & mash

Human excrement deposited onto train tracks when passengers flush the train toilet while the train is at the station.

A pile of moist toilet paper (resembling mashed potatoes) with a deposit of human excrement (resembling a sausage) protruding from this.

The pile of 'Bangers & Mash' on the tracks at Platform 8, Reading Station is a particularly striking specimen.

bangers & mash by Andross 1978 May 28, 2008

Fannyballs 

A lush (woman), who gets shipwrecked on the good Ship Morgan

That girls a proper Fannyballs, a right little sort

Fannyballs by Andross 1978 April 2, 2008

fannyballs 

A bird what done all them things

Shes a proper little fannyballs that one, a right little sort

fannyballs by Andross 1978 April 1, 2008