Mooncricket

Derogotory term for "colored people". Basically the same as saying Nigger

Dude...look at those mooncrickets in that back alley playing dice.

by Andrew September 27, 2004

Half-life 2

A name that will be known for years to come.

It will be very good.

by Andrew May 14, 2004

Whee

1. n. A high pitched sound that can make almost anyones day.

Hey You, Guess what?
What?
WHEE!!!
You made my day.

by Andrew February 10, 2005

monty

a perverted shop assistant in "wants".
unable to handle any type of alcohol... usually hugs the fruit machine after 2 pints.
burns his child's books after a failed attempt at conquering europe.

is that monty by the fruit machine?
no i thought he's in czechoslovakia

by Andrew October 22, 2006

koolness

comes from the word cool meaning awesome.

Wow andrew is koolness

by andrew May 11, 2004

Straight Edge

similar to emo in that it was invented by Ian Mackaye but got out of hand and now totally sucks.

Also completley misunderstood, nearly from Day 1.

1)Edge kids blieve in "rules" of no smoking, drinking, drugs or casual sex, with variations of veganism pro-life, etc.

2) Some of these variations are ridiculous and fascist.

But edge wasn't supposed to be rules, it was just supposed to be what you thought was right, and what was good for your health (ahem, getting in fights with smokers may not be too healthy).

1) Edge: STAY TRUE!
Normal Kid: Are you always this uptight?

2) Guy in the mall: (lights up)
Hardline Kid: (beats the shit out of the smoker)

by Andrew August 18, 2004

in store

An armed robbery inside of a retail business.

I just did an in store down on Crenshaw. I made off with three Fat Boys albums and the register.

by andrew June 11, 2007