Andrew's definitions

asstastic

a combination of ass and fantastic. for when fantastic just doesn't cut it.

Damn that '63 Fender Strat is asstastic!

by andrew January 12, 2003

fack

To be confused; baffled

"What the fack?"

by Andrew December 28, 2003

apple pie

The shiz nit. It's the food of all foods. If you don't like it shut the **** up. It's quality.

I ate some damn good apple pie

by Andrew April 4, 2003

math rock

A loose grouping of bands into a genre (but not a specific scene) of varying sounds. All share similar, abstract qualities and most find jazz as an influence. The math rock movement mostly occured during the mid to late 1990s. Bands that can be called math rock include June of 44, Rodan, Polvo, and the 1.6 Band.

Shir, that drummer sounds like he only listens to math rock.

by andrew September 24, 2004

fuckdiddly

Extension, inspired by Ned Flanders, of the commonly used word "fuck"
Adds emphasis and humour to an already overused word at the cost of it's sometimes offensive nature.

(It still should be considered unwise to use in front of in-laws, teachers etc.)

Kid A - "You have squashed frog between your toes!"

Kid B - "Fuckdiddly!"

Kid A - "I hear your 'fuckdiddly' and accept its light-hearted application to this frog-related incident"

by Andrew May 24, 2006

schootchie

a skank and a hoochie

that hoe is a schootchie

by Andrew February 23, 2005

mosh

metal's bastard child of the slamdance.

more aggressive and pointless than slammin', moshing is for violence not fun.

there is no courtesy in a mosh pit.

"dude some guy fell in the pit at as I lay dying/everytime I die/xposionxwellxdeathx/death, die, dying, the process of not being alive/ show last night. I was pissed cause my girlfriend left me so I stomped on his face."

by andrew October 1, 2004