Andrew's definitions

Tailgating

2- Following a car too closely with your miniature pickup truck while blasting Eminem on the stereo; a form of overcompensation for economic failure and small genitalia.

If that jerkoff doesn't stop tailgating me, I'm going to slow down to 10 miles an hour!

by Andrew July 15, 2004

fuckmonkeys

Used as an explative very convienent because you can always say monkeys louder than fuck, thus tricking the holier-than-thou people that you actually said something innocent. See fudgemonkeys fuckamonkey

Plurel of fuckmonkey

Oh fuckmonkeys!

Just ignore them, they're nothing but a bunch of fuckmonkeys.

by Andrew March 18, 2005

hypermobilic

bendy squiggly body parts.

Jiten

by andrew February 10, 2003

mungro

mungro is a wildcard. It can be used in any situation, and can mean anything you want it to. Inspired by the great Indianapolis Colts running back James Mungro.

My mungro's growing just looking at you girl.
Oh man, i feel like mungro.
You dont love me, you just love me for my mungro.
Two mungro's walk into a bar...

by Andrew January 14, 2005

cab

A shorter and kewler way to say "dude"!

"Sup Cab?!"

by Andrew February 23, 2003

Obviouslylessficnicity

To have great awareness and being able to see the obvious.

My obviouslylessficnicity is greater than your obviouslylessficnicity.

by Andrew December 16, 2003

pwnterbate

To pwnterbate is the act of creating many little pwns from your pwnstick. This usually happens after seeing many pwnbies and pwnginas.

When on November 16th at 3:00 AM I pwnterbated while I verified Half-Life 2.

by Andrew January 4, 2005