Andrew's definitions

Universal Records

A so called record company who just recently kicked out the best band in the world known as Mushroomhead. They claimed they tried everthing but they didn't do shit compared to Nelly and all the other rap and pop shit. Mushroomhead will move on with all the support and love us Mushroomhead fans have for them. Live long Mushroomhead. NEVER LET IT GO!!!!

Universal is crap they threw out Mushroomhead because they are blind and deaf and can't see how a awesome band Mushroomhead really is.

by Andrew July 20, 2004

Ass Bread

A long, sticky gooey crap that takes forever to get out of you anus and requires about half a roll of toilet paper to wipe up afterwards (in may even require a re-wipe later). It has the consistency and texture of Play-Doh being pumped out of that extruder thing-a-ma-jig. Ass bread makes you want to never take a shit again. Ass bread is the antithesis of Ass Nuggets and Ass Potatoes.

I was at a bar talking with this really hot chick when I had to take a dump. Wouldn't you know, it turned out to be the worst load of ass bread I've ever had. Why couldn't it have been just a few ass nuggets or potatoes?!I was gone so long when I finally got done she had left. Damn I HATE ass bread!

by Andrew June 18, 2006

drift

An insulting way to ask someone to leave.

Used frequently about 10 years ago among street kids in Toronto, Canada.

"Hey can bum a smoke?"
"No."
"What about 3 lines?"
"Are you deaf? Drift"

by Andrew July 2, 2004

Lloyd Banks

Da best nigga alive today!!

See Ive been hated since the fifth grade, so my best friends a tray pound, ice pick and a switch blade.

by Andrew November 11, 2003

Ruud Van Nistelroy

this is spelled wrong

"ruud van nistelroy" is really spelled van nistelrooy

by andrew December 24, 2004

MPb

Common short hand for MillionairePlayboy.com, a pop culture magazine.

MillionairePlayboy.com is a long title to type out each time someone talks about it.

The guys over at MPb have pics of the new Minimates

by Andrew July 1, 2004

brezze

bitch or a person you dislike very much with a desire

that motherfucker is a brezze

by andrew March 17, 2005