Andre's definitions

bird

a girl a guy has sex with anytime he likes ; a ho

man1: remember Lakeisha
man2: she is a fuckin bird
man1: hell ya everyone got in that shit

by Andre December 6, 2004

closet

One who lives within a closet, often that of a parent or relative. Metaphorically, used to describe someone who is socially backward, similar to nerd but without the computer skill connotation.

Yeah, that guy is a closet, he has no friends

by Andre January 7, 2004

Adsie

A person who acts or is infinately bad

Adam Slater who is a bed person nicknamed adsie

by Andre May 13, 2005

la la land

to be under the influence of a drug or alcohol where as it is uncontrolable

drinking too much or doing drugs too much

by ANDRE December 9, 2003

hung

A man with a well endowed penis, at least 7.5" in erect lenght for all men, along with a width of 2" and a girth of 5.5", although called big.A man is hung when it has at least this.

Andre is hung and has no problem satisfying his girlfriend who never cheats on him.

by Andre June 17, 2006

hunt the grunt

Game played after guys have had a few drinks to see who can score with the ugliest bitch in the club. Members of the game need to be highly pissed and game for winning extra bucks or a bottle of somethign worthy. You always get one who will win.
You are the hunter and the grunt is that ugly bitch.

Alright guys, lets play "Hunt the grunt"

by Andre November 12, 2004

fdx

Diminuitive of the term foda-se.
A portuguese native word, meaning fuck it.

Fdx was adapted for the Internet, just like many other words. For fast typing, the portuguese community started to type it "fdx". And that is how it began.

Fdx! Perdi o meu isqueiro. (Fuck! I lost my lighter.)

by Andre June 19, 2004